I'm now an....

[Cool Hand Luke]

Why become an American? Are you ashamed of where you come from?

I'm a dual citizen. I wouldn't have done it if I couldn't keep both.

 

[Cool Hand Luke]

How does it feel being a part of the GOAT nation?

 

[Cool Hand Luke]

We can’t vote for a start even with a green card. I’m going for dual citizenship in 18 months.

Not for President, but I think you can vote locally? Am I wrong about that?

 

[Cool Hand Luke]

Are you obese too?

I'm kinda fit and kinda fat.

 

[Osculater]

How many pounds did you gain already?

Aboot tree fiddy

 

[Cool Hand Luke]

How long have you lived in the states CHL?

My Aunt has lived in Oregon for 30 years working as a teacher and she just received her citizenship in April.

This time around, 7.5 years. I've lived in Houston 4 times, Miami twice, NJ, New Orleans, Austin, Cape Town twice, Denmark 3 times, Singapore and Malaysia.

 

[Cool Hand Luke]

how many inches did you grow in height and dick size? Did you t-level rise by 10 points or more?

i got in my car, looked in the rear mirror and immediately noticed i looked like this

 

[fingercuffs]

Not for President, but I think you can vote locally? Am I wrong about that?

I think so, I really don’t know enough about the candidates locally so invent ever tried. I’d vote for you though

 

[Cool Hand Luke]

You picked a hell of a time to do that...

That write in vote for Yezus matters.

 

[Cool Hand Luke]

Did you kneel during the oath of allegiance?

I high fived everyone in the room - of course, touching is looked down upon but who the fuck cares, I'm American now.

 

[Cool Hand Luke]

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Mostly for the lols.

 

[Cool Hand Luke]

Not sure if that’s a good thing these days, but welcome to the party..

It is brother.

 

[Cool Hand Luke]

Would you jerk a guy off if he was behind you and slightly to the right so nothing would hit?

It wouldn't work.

My right hand is the best at jerking but my right shoulder is not flexible so I'd have to use my left hand. My left hand is all grip no finesse so it wouldn't spooge.

 

[Cool Hand Luke]

How many pounds did you gain already?

about tree fiddy

 

[HeLLMuTT]

Gratz brother. Irish and american(born) passport holder here.

Eligible for the English too.

 

[Bushpig]

This time around, 7.5 years. I've lived in Houston 4 times, Miami twice, NJ, New Orleans, Austin, Cape Town twice, Denmark 3 times, Singapore and Malaysia.

Cape Town? As in South Africa?

<{ByeHomer}>

 

[Cool Hand Luke]

You are just in time for powerful elements behind the scenes to completely remove the American bill of rights. They are a lot of these people in government positions, thanks to previous administrations, and they are making a strong effort.

e-pluribus-unum?

 

[Cool Hand Luke]

Oh, shit. I just got owned. I’ve been an American it zen my whole life and never even heard of the Oath or Allegiance.

Don't worry, no one recited it. The speaker did and we all had to have our hands up and say 'I do' when she was done.

 

[JOE QUEEF]

@loyalyolayal


Naturalization Oath of Allegiance to the United States of America
Oath

"I hereby declare, on oath, that I absolutely and entirely renounce and abjure all allegiance and fidelity to any foreign prince, potentate, state, or sovereignty, of whom or which I have heretofore been a subject or citizen; that I will support and defend the Constitution and laws of the United States of America against all enemies, foreign and domestic; that I will bear true faith and allegiance to the same; that I will bear arms on behalf of the United States when required by the law; that I will perform noncombatant service in the Armed Forces of the United States when required by the law; that I will perform work of national importance under civilian direction when required by the law; and that I take this obligation freely, without any mental reservation or purpose of evasion; so help me God."

I've seen a bunch of these ledger books from late 1890's, containing the signed and stamped oaths in an old Manhattan courthouse, five to a page. Fill in the blanks style where they actually stated the government they were renouncing. Big, florid script from the clerk, small, uneducated scrawls from the new citizens.

 

[Cool Hand Luke]

Gratz brother. Irish and american(born) passport holder here.

Eligible for the English too.

I am as well, my grand parents were in the RAF and were expatriated to South Africa after the war

So technically, I'm eligible for South African citizenship as my mother was born there.