I'm in India - ask me anything.

[YoungBoyd]

The real question @4daLuLZ is, how do you survive the heat waves?

http://www.eldoradocountyweather.com/climate/world-extremes/world-temp-rainfall-extremes.php

Top 15 hottest places in the world right now (minus Samoa, wtf is that about anyway?) are ALL In India and Pakistan.

 

[loyalyolayal]

The real question @4daLuLZ is, how do you survive the heat waves?

http://www.eldoradocountyweather.com/climate/world-extremes/world-temp-rainfall-extremes.php

Top 15 hottest places in the world right now (minus Samoa, wtf is that about anyway?) are ALL In India and Pakistan.

God's way of trying kill them off.


Inshallah.

 

[YoungBoyd]

God's way of trying kill them off.


Inshallah.

Well, judging from the population size he is not very good at it. Must be a can.

 

[MarloStanfield]

wash your hands ya dirty cunt

 

[4daLuLZ]

You can take it a step further and pretend to be a light-skinned black guy. It'll be raining pussies from now on.

Black guys get no pussy here.

I'm primo material here anyways. 6'4 with a Canadian accent. Bitches love foreign accents. They also think they can indulge their inner slut without any hang ups with guys like me.

 

[4daLuLZ]

How's all the raping?

Frequent. But it's a country with 1.3 billion ppl.

However some studies say 4 out of every 5 ppl involved in these are pro it.

 

[4daLuLZ]

@4daLuLZ

What's a good Indian food that no one knows about? Pics accepted as well as explanation/description

Hmm...good question.

There's many but I'll say dahi mutton shahi pulao is my new favourite.
It's rice cooked in yoghurt with mutton chunks.
Very soft and slides down warm pudding but solid. Strange but pleasant.
Mildly spiced. Very mildly. And the mutton just slides off the bone. You won't find it in restaurants or google or even in many ppl's home.
It's an old royal recipe of the Kings of Patiala. Famous epicures n degenerates.

Another one would be kolliwada fish from down south. It's a whole fish wrapped in banana leaf after being dry rubbed with a whole lotta spice.
Will burn your bunghole out but damn it's good. Especially with beer.

Dessert ?
Kulfi faluda is an ethnic ice cream. Very good.

Ask more.

 

[4daLuLZ]

Some Tamil guys are darker than black guys, and that really happens if they shave their heads. I've seen many girls post in dating sites and apps "no Indians pretending to be black guys"

Meh...white guys walk around in throwbacks calling each other Monica etc
You can't want the NBA to be everywhere but god forbid they influence your look or mannerisms.

 

[4daLuLZ]

Speaking of which, I used to play this game with my friends where we would order food at the drive-thru in another accent. Whoever gets the most bizarre, "what the fuck? I did not expect you to look like that" reaction from the cashier won. I've used a Russian, Mexican, an over-the-top New York and Southern accent. I won all the time.

You ever thought it was a "wtf is wrong with you, kid ?" look ?

 

[4daLuLZ]

what sucks is when you work with so many Indians that you start doing it yourself


Im in construction so I work with south Indian guys with rudimentary English skills every day...The bobblehead syndrome is infectious.
Even my family picked up on it when I visited back to UK. Fuck!

Lol true that.
My sister gets it something fierce whenever she comes visiting.

Me, not so much. Every now n then it'll break it out and I'll laugh.

 

[4daLuLZ]

I don't think Indians are the only ones, and other colonized countries have the same issue where english(former english colonies) is the language of the 'elite', fair skin is better etc etc.

Yeah. That's South Asia for you. But India is unique in that Indians from India are proud n happy if you say they don't look / sound Indian.

Thais love white skin, so do Vietnamese and Chinese. Malays too. But they're all proud of being their country's citizens on an individual level.

Indians are proud on social or pluralistic level. Not so much on an individual.

 

[Chad R. Thundercock]

Black guys get no pussy here.

I'm primo material here anyways. 6'4 with a Canadian accent. Bitches love foreign accents. They also think they can indulge their inner slut without any hang ups with guys like me.

Whoa, take it easy there Casanova.

What's your accent like?

 

[4daLuLZ]

wash your hands ya dirty cunt

Tough talk from a Baltimore nica.
Didnt you get run off the corner by some kids with a switchblade.
That's the word on the streets anyhow.

Westside, biatch.

 

[4daLuLZ]

Whoa, take it easy there Casanova.

What's your accent like?

Canadian. Though some words will crack out in an Indian accent sometimes.
Expected though. I've spent more than half my life abroad.

13+3 in India.
1 1/2 in Thailand
3 years Miami

In addition to single months etc to Europe, SE Asia.

 

[4daLuLZ]

The real question @4daLuLZ is, how do you survive the heat waves?

http://www.eldoradocountyweather.com/climate/world-extremes/world-temp-rainfall-extremes.php

Top 15 hottest places in the world right now (minus Samoa, wtf is that about anyway?) are ALL In India and Pakistan.

Dunno. Been blessed with an extreme tolerance to heat. Even by Indian standards.
I used to play outside in 115 degree weather.
Last to last summer, a combination of laziness, stubbornness and a bet with my buddy had me spend the entire summer with no AC in the car and no putting the windows down.

But it is brutal here. Every year I think about 100 or so ppl croak due to the heat.

 

[4daLuLZ]

do you want me to shove a cricket bat up your loose ass ya stupid curry munchin cunt

I know you probably thought it was hilarious and spent the last 15 minutes giggling with your boyfriend and fine tuning it.

That's why I'll give you a 2.
For effort. Don't get complacent.

 

[Chad R. Thundercock]

@4daLuLZ , I've got a question.

Why does everyone in this thread hate India?

 

[4daLuLZ]

@4daLuLZ , I've got a question.

Why does everyone in this thread hate India?

Because Trump ????

I dunno. Most ppl hate what they don't know. More so if they have any reason to believe that the unknown is inferior in some way.
Makes them feel better about their shitty lives and justifies their ignorance to themselves.

Oh I know nuthn about India ? That's ok, it's a shithole I've heard.

In a way this explains why Indians hate other Indians. Why Israelis hate Palestinians n vice versa etc etc.

It's all ok though.
We're going to breed the haters out of existence. And assimilate their women. Not the fat ones. Our African themed brothers can have them.

You'll be having Butter Turkey and Nan for Christmas in 200 years n liking it.

EDIT : most Americans hate Mexico more than India. Far more. That plus your geographical proximity and economic reliance on them should worry you more than a country on the other side of the planet.

 

[MarloStanfield]

Somebody needs his GED here.
Also, you repeated yourself there. Cunt ....yes, yes I got that. You got anything more original ?

yeah you got any sisters cunt?

 

[MarloStanfield]

Somebody needs his GED here.
Also, you repeated yourself there. Cunt ....yes, yes I got that. You got anything more original ?

i think i just got yellows, cant these cunts tell we're not serious, wtf is wrong with this place