Im Eating Bugs For Dinner

[rocketskates]

The bugs are the least of your worries, don’t light any candles inside your home for the next 12 hours.

 

[GSP_37]

It's not just the bugs. It's the question of did the bugs crosscontaminate some poisonous anti-bug chemical poison into the food. You can't exactly ask the bugs if they did or not and expect a response.

In the news, they say even a tiny bit of the recreational drug which is mixed into other drugs can overdose and kill you. You don't know how much bug spray chemical is safe for human consumption.

 

[NoSmilez]

You should it's not the black part of the corn that is in the corn meal mix? Were the little bugs moving?

 

[Pliny Pete]

You should it's not the black part of the corn that is in the corn meal mix? Were the little bugs moving?

They were moving til I drowned em in milk and sent em to Hell

 

[NoSmilez]

They were moving til I drowned em in milk and sent em to Hell

This is peak lazy bachelor heavy guy behavior. I respect it! I have done the same thing with protein shakes. I didn't realize these weevils invaded my hemp protein(Thanks Sean Sherk for inspiring me for getting that shitty protein); I drank it and had no issues. The next day I opened it up and saw insects. I realized I must have drank them because I wasn't paying attention. I had a weird moment where I thought it wasn't really bad and I needed a protein shake. I probably would have done it if I didn't have this other hydrolyzed protein on hand. Also thanks sherdog for recommending the worst tasting protein in my life.

 

[crabmeat]

They were moving til I drowned em in milk and sent em to Hell

I used to let it sit for a bit until the little bugs drowned. Then, they'd rise to the top. I'd skim and get most of em' out.

 

[Uptown Swinger]

You are already infested with worms which will enjoy the new snack.

 

[no fat chicks]

There's always been a set amount of bugs allowed in cereals and grain products. Little bonus protein in your morning snack.

 

[Uber_Noober]

Klaus Schwab approves. You'll get two extra social credit and be allowed to leave your 15 minute city for an hour

Where does one buy an Illuminati outfit like that?

 

[Clippy]

Go to jail

 

[Spam On Rye]

Gross as fuck. You work for WEF?

 

[Pliny Pete]

Gross as fuck. You work for WEF?

I dont have a job, which is why I have to eat bugs

 

[Ardaric]

Think of them as land shrimps.

 

[Patrick Jane]

Eat the bugs before the bugs eat you, as is happening in Paris right now.

 

[650lb Sumo]

Where does one buy an Illuminati outfit like that?

It's supposed to be a Kaunas University (Lithuania) graduation robe.

 

[humperdoo]

yikes! those who live in a place abundant with food and there are seas to harvest, no bugs for them. feed it to Schwab.

 

[CutStryker]

Eat bugs, the Liberal way!

 

[owen_taggart]

 

[Kohelet]