Im Eating Bugs For Dinner

[Pliny Pete]

I made a nice big pot of my special homemade chili beans this morning, mm mmm delicious, and opened a box of Jiffy Honey Cornbread to mix up and pop in the oven to go with my beans when I discovered a bunch of teeny tiny itty bitty little black bugs in my corn mix!
I was a bit disappointed cause beans and cornbread go together like peanut butter and jelly and I was really looking forward to my delightful tasty treat
They looked like tiny little fleas, scooped a few out with a spoon and then thought about it for a second and said fuck it, I eat chapulines(roasted grasshoppers) when Im back in the Motherland and lets be honest, we all eat bug parts and rat shit in our processed food all the time so I grabbed an egg and some milk and whipped it up and slid it in my roasty toasty 400 degrees oven
Came out looking mouth wateringly sweet golden brown just like it should so Im going for it, my bros
Gimme dat clean protein!
YOLO

 

[Long Dark Blues]

Damn pantry bugs!

 

[Aegon Spengler]

You are the future

 

[Richmma80]

They're gonna breed inside you

 

[Pliny Pete]

You are the future

Whitney Houston told me the same thing 40 years ago

 

[Osculater]

As long they don't give you worms then it is all good

 

[Contempt]

You know us sherdoggers... anything to get that extra protein in.

Enjoy your gainz.

 

[Get To Da Choppa]

I made a nice big pot of my special homemade chili beans this morning, mm mmm delicious, and opened a box of Jiffy Honey Cornbread to mix up and pop in the oven to go with my beans when I discovered a bunch of teeny tiny itty bitty little black bugs in my corn mix!
I was a bit disappointed cause beans and cornbread go together like peanut butter and jelly and I was really looking forward to my delightful tasty treat
They looked like tiny little fleas, scooped a few out with a spoon and then thought about it for a second and said fuck it, I eat chapulines(roasted grasshoppers) when Im back in the Motherland and lets be honest, we all eat bug parts and rat shit in our processed food all the time so I grabbed an egg and some milk and whipped it up and slid it in my roasty toasty 400 degrees oven
Came out looking mouth wateringly sweet golden brown just like it should so Im going for it, my bros
Gimme dat clean protein!
YOLO

Klaus Schwab approves. You'll get two extra social credit and be allowed to leave your 15 minute city for an hour

 

[AngryWeasel]

Sold out

 

[Kowboy On Sherdog]

Just like eating at the best hole in the wall diner in town

 

[moreorless87]

 

[AGGAMEMNON66]

Home boy lookn’ like a Star Trek villain n shit

 

[Swiftie]

You Sound Poor

 

[Pliny Pete]

You Sound Poor

Im going to the big Taylor Swift concert show tomorrow night, got an extra ticket, was gonna invite you but you just fucked that up, I'll burn that fucking ticket now before I ever let you use it!

 

[Fedorgasm]

Should be fine, I assume the temperature would kill the bugs and any bacteria they carry.

Will be interesting to see what happens to your enjoyment level when you actually see bugs in your cornbread.

 

[liner]

Why didn't you go to the store for another box the chili will be fine sitting there.

 

[THE Red Beard]

They're gonna breed inside you

I've seen that video too.

 

[Thai Domi]

@Pliny Pete did your account get hacked by @Clippy by any chance?

 

[Iron Mang]

RIP Pliny "Prime" Pete

 

[Pliny Pete]

Why didn't you go to the store for another box the chili will be fine sitting there.

Because I had a box right in front of me