I'm closing my door at work

[Eiffel-sixtyFight]

As title states, I am closing my door at work.

There's a "please knock and wait" sign clearly displayed and yet people will just walk right in.

Even without knocking.

 

[lsa]

Suck their dicks to show dominance
Or lock the door.

 

[Get To Da Choppa]

Record yourself coughing loudly and play it in your office. That should keep everyone away. On the other hand you might get forcibly quarantined but that's a risk worth taking

 

[Provocateur]

I have that same issue.
Try adding a picture of a gun under the sign.

 

[HARRISON_3]

You want it when?

 

[Mr Mojo Lane]

Knock, knock

 

[PizzaandBeer]

They know you’re beta and have no respect for you

 

[method115]

They know you’re beta and have no respect for you

Exactly. I don't even have that sign and people still knock and wait for me to reply.

 

[Tone C]

Take your dog to work and lock him outside the door. That'll cut down on a fair few.

 

[boingyman]

I use to always close/lock my door and once in a while pull out the yoga mat to take a nap. Miss my old office. It also had a bathroom with a shower in it since it's built to be a hospital patient room.

 

[Provocateur]

A trick I learned is sticking a piece of paper on my door that says "On a conference call". No one bothers me then.

 

[fingercuffs]

As title states, I am closing my door at work.

There's a "please knock and wait" sign clearly displayed and yet people will just walk right in.

Even without knocking.

I let people into reception but they can fuck off if they think they're getting any further without the correct credentials. I have no issues phoning security to come over and sort it out. The head guy is hot AF so I like him swooping in in his bullet proof vest and cape being all protective.

 

[Rocco Siffredi]

As title states, I am closing my door at work.

There's a "please knock and wait" sign clearly displayed and yet people will just walk right in.

Even without knocking.

is this a euphemism for unwanted buttsecks?

 

[THE Red Beard]

Change the door handle to a giant black dildo. If they still come in they like to party.

 

[rearnakedchoke]

What kind of place do you work? Where I work, you lock your door, means knock before entering.

 

[is normal]

As a bathroom attendant, you just have to get used to it

 

[squirrelynuts]

People keep going through my desk , stealing my snacks and office supplies.
At least that’s not happening to you

 

[Provocateur]

People keep going through my desk , stealing my snacks and office supplies.
At least that’s not happening to you

 

[squirrelynuts]

 

[Billthebutcher]

ts hates the employee open door policy.