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  1. Eiffel-sixtyFight Banned Banned

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    As title states, I am closing my door at work.

    There's a "please knock and wait" sign clearly displayed and yet people will just walk right in.

    Even without knocking.
     
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  2. Isa If you can read this, you are too close

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    Suck their dicks to show dominance
    Or lock the door.
     
  3. Get To Da Choppa Black Belt

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    Record yourself coughing loudly and play it in your office. That should keep everyone away. On the other hand you might get forcibly quarantined but that's a risk worth taking
     
  4. Provocateur Red Belt

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    I have that same issue.
    Try adding a picture of a gun under the sign.
     
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  5. HARRISON_3 Steel Belt

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    You want it when?
     
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  6. Mr Mojo Lane Brown Belt

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    Knock, knock
     
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  7. PizzaandBeer Banned Banned

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    They know you’re beta and have no respect for you
     
  8. method115 Titanium Belt

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    Exactly. I don't even have that sign and people still knock and wait for me to reply.
     
  9. Tone C Gold Belt

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    Take your dog to work and lock him outside the door. That'll cut down on a fair few.
     
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  10. boingyman If can, can. If no can, no can.

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    I use to always close/lock my door and once in a while pull out the yoga mat to take a nap. Miss my old office. It also had a bathroom with a shower in it since it's built to be a hospital patient room.
     
  11. Provocateur Red Belt

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    A trick I learned is sticking a piece of paper on my door that says "On a conference call". No one bothers me then.
     
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  12. fingercuffs Bills Mafia Platinum Member

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    I let people into reception but they can fuck off if they think they're getting any further without the correct credentials. I have no issues phoning security to come over and sort it out. The head guy is hot AF so I like him swooping in in his bullet proof vest and cape being all protective.
     
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  13. Rocco Siffredi Banned Banned

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    is this a euphemism for unwanted buttsecks?
     
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  14. Red Beard Red Belt

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    Change the door handle to a giant black dildo. If they still come in they like to party.
     
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  15. rearnakedchoke Suck it!

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    What kind of place do you work? Where I work, you lock your door, means knock before entering.
     
  16. is normal Brown Belt

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    As a bathroom attendant, you just have to get used to it
     
  17. squirrelynuts Blue Belt

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    People keep going through my desk , stealing my snacks and office supplies.
    At least that’s not happening to you
     
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  19. squirrelynuts Blue Belt

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  20. Billthebutcher Butcher Belt

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    ts hates the employee open door policy.
     
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