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If your friend got this tattoo, what advice would you tell him?

This idiot just friend-zoned himself.

If you say the offer is good forever, then she has no urgency to say yes. She can go whore it up for 20 years and then marry this guy when she needs a place to live.

Bros, hear me. If you only ever learn one thing from ol' Fedorgasm, let it be this:

Always let it be known to a girl that you're asking out, that if she says no, you will move on. There will not be a second chance.

If a girl thinks you'll always be there as an option, then she'll treat you like a spare, a fallback, plan B.... Or in your case, plan W.
 
This idiot just friend-zoned himself.

If you say the offer is good forever, then she has no urgency to say yes. She can go whore it up for 20 years and then marry this guy when she needs a place to live.

Bros, hear me. If you only ever learn one thing from ol' Fedorgasm, let it be this:

Always let it be known to a girl that you're asking out, that if she says no, you will move on. There will not be a second chance.

If a girl thinks you'll always be there as an option, then she'll treat you like a spare, a fallback, plan B.... Or in your case, plan W.

I don't think homie is saying the offer is valid "4ever." He's saying the response ("yes" or "no") is valid 4ever. So she can't change her mind once she answers and it makes him unavailable for her to marry in perpetuity if she declines.

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BUT... he names "Dads Approval" as a condition precedent so he needs to add that to this tattoo for it to be binding. He also forgot to add a signature block for a notary.


TLDR: dude didn't plan this shit out very well.
 
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