If your friend got this tattoo, what advice would you tell him?

[Rhood]

 

[GoodBadHBK]

Always white guys

 

[RoastBeast]

To go back and put the apostrophe between the d and s in Dads.

 

[NoSmilez]

I want to marry nicole just to spite that guy.

 

[Osculater]

"Bro, you are fvcking retarded!"

 

[Osculater]

To go back and put the apostrophe between the d and s in Dads.

She probably has many daddies

 

[Kardashians]

Tattoo artists need to start denying people bullshit like this. Have some integrity in your fucking work.

 

[Get To Da Choppa]

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You should tell him that "If Nicole doesn't marry you, I will!"

Also don't forget to conclude with "no homo"

 

[MDoza]

I’d give him a catalogue for prosthetic limbs

 

[VinceArch]

 

[Natural Order]

Imagine having a friend who would do something so embarrassing.

That's on you mang.

 

[Natural Order]

Tattoo artists need to start denying people bullshit like this. Have some integrity in your fucking work.

The classic moral dilemma....starve or sell out.....

It was bad enough 20 years ago. Just imagine how amplified it is in the endless sea of creativity today.

 

[Kardashians]

The classic moral dilemma....starve or sell out.....

It was bad enough 20 years ago. Just imagine how amplified it is in the endless sea of creativity today.

I guess that’s a fair point. But we should not encourage this level of stupidity of somebody else is needed to co-sign it.

 

[Fedorgasm]

This idiot just friend-zoned himself.

If you say the offer is good forever, then she has no urgency to say yes. She can go whore it up for 20 years and then marry this guy when she needs a place to live.

Bros, hear me. If you only ever learn one thing from ol' Fedorgasm, let it be this:

Always let it be known to a girl that you're asking out, that if she says no, you will move on. There will not be a second chance.

If a girl thinks you'll always be there as an option, then she'll treat you like a spare, a fallback, plan B.... Or in your case, plan W.

 

[Batjester]

Show him the video of Nicole having a train ran on her.

 

[ChickenBrother]

This idiot just friend-zoned himself.

If you say the offer is good forever, then she has no urgency to say yes. She can go whore it up for 20 years and then marry this guy when she needs a place to live.

Bros, hear me. If you only ever learn one thing from ol' Fedorgasm, let it be this:

Always let it be known to a girl that you're asking out, that if she says no, you will move on. There will not be a second chance.

If a girl thinks you'll always be there as an option, then she'll treat you like a spare, a fallback, plan B.... Or in your case, plan W.

I don't think homie is saying the offer is valid "4ever." He's saying the response ("yes" or "no") is valid 4ever. So she can't change her mind once she answers and it makes him unavailable for her to marry in perpetuity if she declines.



BUT... he names "Dads Approval" as a condition precedent so he needs to add that to this tattoo for it to be binding. He also forgot to add a signature block for a notary.


TLDR: dude didn't plan this shit out very well.

 

[Osculater]

Tattoo artists need to start denying people bullshit like this. Have some integrity in your fucking work.

The bills don't pay themselves

 

[Brom Bones]

I think the most prudent thing to do if I was his friend is to get a tattoo:

I gave Nicole herpes

 

[ether]

add another box for MAYBE.

 

[Kardashians]

The bills don't pay themselves

Get yourself a man then, idk.