If you were to name a disease after a fighter..

[The Schmoop]

•Monster Staph (pours out liquor for Randleman)

•McHerpes (rarely active but never forgotten).

•Bones Nose (cocaine addiction)

•Rockhold Retention (bloated/puffiness due to dangerously high amounts of sodium).

 

[GordoBarraBJJ]

Chicken Pox will now be known as mcgregor disease

 

[Joe Rogan's Kettlebell]

Big Brown





......I’ll leave it to you to piece together

Highly advanced CTE where you make up your own language and say drawl instead of draw