If you were Spider-Man, who are you picking as a love interest?

[jml4life]

Zendaya is easily the least attractive of the group.
Don't get the appeal.

 

[I Am Legion]

What a bunch of bad choices. I am bending Aunt May over fo' sure...

 

[Pierce 34]

The only Mary Jane I want is the cannabis plant

 

[Streeter]

Prime Marisa destroys all these by all.outside. even 60 is competitive.


But of the lot it's goes to Gwen and not close.

 

[Get To Da Choppa]

Zendaya is easily the least attractive of the group.
Don't get the appeal.
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No option for Uncle Ben? We are in 2025, you bigots

 

[Kenshi]

You start by removing Zendaya. It's between Elizabeth Banks and Bryce Dallas Howard for me. The landlord chic made cookies for Peter once, that definitely earns points.

 

[MLarson]

Usala

 

[Osculater]

Bryce Dallas Howard and Kirsten Dunst at the same time

 

[Osculater]

No option for Uncle Ben? We are in 2025, you bigots

He's a dead fish in bed

 

[Brother Numsi]

Any of them over Kirstin Dunst

Not because of her looks but she was for the streets and only loved him as Spider-Man not Peter Parker. She was humping the dude that bullied him and his homeboy.

 

[VinceArch]

Bryce or Emma for me. Never understood how Kirsten Dunst landed the role and don't understand the appeal for Zendaya at all. Apparently, she's a good person though, but in the movies, she constantly has the RBF going on.

 

[Morning Star]

In that lineup Left Middle. Comics Black Cat.

 

[Belaya Smert]

Emma Stone or Marissa now are the only right answer

 

[DrederickH8m]

The eastern block chick. She was so thirsty for some of the spray

 

[Spam On Rye]

Tomei because she looked good into her middle age and then Stone probably. Dunst looks run down and sounds like Wolfman Jack now, Howard gets obese sometimes, and the rest are muh.

 

[Thepaintbucket]

Peter Parker milked his snake to Aunt May.

 

[GSP_37]

Emma Stone or some incest with Aunt May if you insist. I wish Emma had bigger boobs.

 

[GSP_37]

Peter Parker milked his snake to Aunt May.

From that day forward, he referred to her as May, not Aunt May.

 

[GSP_37]

The Euro homely girl would probably look good if they glammed her up.

 

[Takes Two To Tango]