If you started your own religion, what would you call it?

[CauseImbetta]

I'm thinking of starting my own cult. A perfect excuse to have sex with thousands of hot women. I'll use the regular scam of "speaking to god" and all the other bullshit associated with religion. All the angles are covered. It can't be that hard. Look at what this cult leader managed to get his followers to do:

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/wor...400-followers-cut-testicles-article-1.2132611

What should I call it? Who wants to join me? Can there be co-cult founders or is it always a one-man scam? Anyway, i've been procrastinating long enough.

 

[Cool Hand Luke]

tlfwilluminati

 

[rj144]

Fantasy

 

[CauseImbetta]

tlfwilluminati

It has a cool African twist to it.

 

[CauseImbetta]

Fantasy

No one would buy that. It has to have more resonance. More punch.

Should we start a shedog cult?

 

[weed]

@Clippy

Clipsianity

 

[Horse Style]

Sherdogology. Our Lord and Savior, @Clippy, is much cooler than that Xenu pussy

 

[Orgasmo]

The Orgasmic Order

 

[Amerikuracana]

The church of faith and tradition.


The church of Jedi wisdom, prior to The Last Jedi.

 

[punkmother]

kolobism. it would be based on an insane story of a planet named kolob, the home of god.

 

[JohnRam87]

Kick-Asslisim

 

[CauseImbetta]

Alright, we are doing good with our cult name. The hard part will be getting those girls.

 

[Horse Style]

Alright, we are doing good with our cult name. The hard part will be getting those girls.

You could always put a blonde wig on @.Manhattan. although with @Clippy as the Messiah, fraternizing with .Manhattan. may be a deadly sin

 

[SammyPops]

Suck-a-my-cock. Its Italian.

 

[CauseImbetta]

You could always put a blonde wig on @.Manhattan. and @Alex

You are absolutely right. Let's do that and forget all about this:

 

[Bacco]

If?

 

[minute bull]

Christianity 2: The Revenge

 

[Deleted member 409801]

Bootyism

 

[ShinkanPo]

Iglesia ng Puta

 

[freaky]

Sherdogism

Bootyism

I believe it's spelled Buddhism and it's already taken.