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If you started dating a model or online personality, wouldYou brag on sherdog?

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  1. DoctorTaco Breadhead

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    Hypothetically Asking for a friend.

    On the one hand, you get tons of E-credit for banging a model. On the other hand you have to hear how pointy her elbows are and have a bunch of neck beards hassle her grapes via social media.

    Plus everyone will see her boobies. Do
    You want these miscreants to see your girlfriends boobies? What say you Mayberry?
     
  2. revoltub Gold Card

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  3. mb23100 Gold Belt

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    No one would believe you anyway
     
  4. Krixes The Undefeated Gaul Platinum Member

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    Of course..(she wouldn't have pointy elbows, I gotta deal with those everyday in my current marriage)
     
  5. Reyesnuthugr Dominick Reyes Belt

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    Alright, TS.

    Who is he?
     
  6. lostdog000 Gold Belt

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    i'd be too afraid to fuck it up



    and expose tom cruise
     
  7. Fedorgasm Silver Belt

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    The key to banging celebrities is discretion.

    There are a lot of guys out there that are better looking than you, but if you're the only one she trusts to keep your mouth shut then a whole world opens up to you.

    Even if you get dumped, your reputation for keeping secrets will help you land another celebrity.
     
  8. TheNinja Gold Belt

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    You gotta be like Fonzie......cool.
     
  9. punky brewster Red Belt

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    We already know, Gabbie posted about her "hot sherdog hook-up" on twitter this morning. Good on ya, she's a keeper.
    [​IMG]
     
  10. A.A. Riggs sweet ... sweet meat!

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    I'm good.

    The way I like feeling superior to online randos is insulting their choices and preferences, showing vulgar contempt for any expressed concept, and making people feel bad for daring to speak to about the topics I want to talk about (but not in the way they want to talk about it; fuck that, them, but especially you).

    Anything more would be just, you know, mean.
     
  11. Midnighter Silver Belt

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    I'd post her nudes on here because we're brothers.
     
  12. IndyCovaHart Steel Belt

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    Only insecure broads do that to impress their gossip hound friends.

    A classy gentleman saves it for his memoirs.
     
  13. AGGAMEMNON66 ———Villain———

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    Well one way to pick up a Super Model is to brag to them about posting on Sherdog so..
     
  14. Tone C Silver Belt

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    I think you meant eater ?
     
  15. Headkicktoleg Titanium Belt

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    I actually did go on a date with a very mildly famous person, she's a recording artist, and I didn't say anything, until now I guess lol
     
  16. nostradumbass Steel Belt

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    Does he call you "dr taco" in bed?
     
  17. Pliny Pete Puts Butts In Seats

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    If I started dating anyone I'd brag on Sherdog, Facebook, Twitter and a buncha sports radio call in shows
     
  18. Adamant GOLD BELT

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    Yes, but probably only if we'd been dating for a while and I knew she wasn't a whore.
     
  19. BisexualMMA Don't Put My Name in the Name of Steroids!

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  20. PRIDEWASBETTER Whatever it takes Staff Member Senior Moderator

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    Literally none of that would ever happen.
     

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