If you showed up to work and they played your entrance music

[Fedorgasm]

What if you just showed up to work like you always do, but today as you're walking in, they start playing some cool entrance music and then all the other employees are there cheering for you, and there's some pyrotechnics like you were some pro wrestling star.

I bet you'd do your best work that day.

 

[Fedorgasm]

Oooo and they get the pride announcer lady to introduce you too

 

[Fedorgasm]

Oops wrong forum, mods can you please move to Mayberry

 

[Buurtvader Ali]

 

[jooohnmatrix]

What if you just showed up to work like you always do, but today as you're walking in, they start playing some cool entrance music and then all the other employees are there cheering for you, and there's some pyrotechnics like you were some pro wrestling star.

I bet you'd do your best work that day.

What the hell is this??

 

[humdizzle]

 

[Hellowhosthat]

I'd assume I'd made it and do fuck all day.

 

[FlyingDeathKick]

I'd fill the room with uppercuts and hopefully none of the students are there yet at that time.

 

[Get To Da Choppa]

What if you just showed up to work like you always do, but today as you're walking in, they start playing some cool entrance music and then all the other employees are there cheering for you, and there's some pyrotechnics like you were some pro wrestling star.

I bet you'd do your best work that day.

I'll walk in like Akihiro Gono in drag, and experience that wage gap and the DEI benefits first hand

 

[Bobby Boulders]

I posted on social media a year or two ago that if I found a genie's lamp, my first wish would be that if I kicked a fucking door in, every time I did so, this song would magically blast, from 2:27 on. The Lost Boys car horn would sound, and I'd kick in the door, and I'd aggressively pace around and stare while everyone in the building had looks of confusion and concern on their faces. My second wish would be that there is no recourse for anyone, they couldn't call the cops or anything, the entire world would just have to deal with it until I die or become too old to kick in a door. Third wish would be nachos or some dumb shit. I'd use this to my advantage, kicking in people's doors at 3am for talking shit or whatever. I'd actually relish it if this is how I entered work everyday.

 

[SKYNET]

You can conquer the world if you listen to this everyday before work

 

[Fedorgasm]

My second wish would be that there is no recourse for anyone, they couldn't call the cops or anything, the entire world would just have to deal with it until I die or become too old to kick in a door.

LOL this is my favorite part

 

[Bobby Boulders]

LOL this is my favorite part

I really thought that shit through. Society would be left dreading my presence. They'd have to offer door insurance in my home city

 

[Gutter Chris]

What if you just showed up to work like you always do, but today as you're walking in, they start playing some cool entrance music and then all the other employees are there cheering for you, and there's some pyrotechnics like you were some pro wrestling star.

I bet you'd do your best work that day.

This is already how I walk in the back door at work every morning. I just have regular days mostly

 

[HomeCheese]

Theme to Shaft. A lot have people have mentioned to me out of the blue that if they ever cast a what guy for the role of Shaft it probably would have been me.

 

[Kowboy On Sherdog]

 

[Cole train]

 

[toasty]

What if you just showed up to work like you always do, but today as you're walking in, they start playing some cool entrance music and then all the other employees are there cheering for you, and there's some pyrotechnics like you were some pro wrestling star.

I bet you'd do your best work that day.

I’ve actually done entrance music for some of my colleagues. It’s fun once or twice but gets old quick

 

[nonoob]

Damn, this should be the court's opening song for Every diddy's case day !

 

[Colonel Forbin]