If you happened to be an insect......

[Pizza Werewolf]

A mantis

 

[Tone C]

Piss ant

I'll go piqu-ant.

 

[William Huggins]

Dung beetle......

Rolling big balls of shit about looks therapeutic.......

 

[ssBaldy]

A mantis View attachment 920035

"Doesn't matter, still had sex"

 

[Iroh]

You mean a bumblebee?

Sure.

But seriously, a wasp mantidfly is pretty cool!

Or just a cool looking mantis.

 

[Patrick Jane]

Bumblebee

 

[Bagatur]

what the fuck is that thing?

the mantis looks beautiful though!

 

[GolovKing]

I'd be a stag beetle because those fucking things never lose in those bug fighting competitions

 

[Mark McMichael]

I'd be a stag beetle because those fucking things never lose in those bug fighting competitions

Ummm...



and the winner is...

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[Fedorgasm]

I'd want to be a praying mantis.

Think about it. He gets to fight other bugs, then he gets laid, and dies in his happiest moment.

I'd rather have a woman eat my head right after I jizz than to slowly eat my soul over 50 years.

 

[Kal-El]

Something with the least amount of predators, preferably none. The insect world is by far the harshest of all.

 

[Jose Beehive]

I'd want to be a praying mantis.

Think about it. He gets to fight other bugs, then he gets laid, and dies in his happiest moment.

I'd rather have a woman eat my head right after I jizz than to slowly eat my soul over 50 years.

 

[blaseblah]

Dung beetle

 

[Randlewand]

I fourth that dung beetle vote

 

[BisexualMMA]

Probably one of those highly poisonous beetles that is brightly colored so everything knows not to eat it. They're pretty much the only insects that get to leisurely lumber around and not worry about hiding or running or anything. They just do whatever they want to do at whatever pace they feel like because it's their hot body and they do what they want.

 

[Swiftie]

Mosquito

I can be annoying as hell and bite you. I really don't want the life of an insect so lucky for me mosquitoes only live a week.

 

[Milgrim]

Murder Hornet obv

 

[ripsta619]

Tarantula Hawk would be pretty awesome. Just dive down and wreck some fat hairy spider for no reason.

 

[Gigacardio]

A dragonfly because they're awesome or a clothes moth because it would be cozy.

 

[Mark McMichael]

Dung beetle

I've been hearing lots of talk I don't appreciate that people think you, a smelly dung beetle might be stronger than me, The Mighty Hercules beetle.

You better stay in your lane. Because if we do fight we all know who will win!

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