If you had to replace your mother w/ a tv mom?

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    What TV mom would you choose to replace your mother?

    The only thing that would change is your mother.
    If you were/are poor and you choose a rich mom, your tv mom would not come with money. Your financial status remains the same. You would still grow up in the same place, have the same father or lack thereof etc, same education, same siblings,
    same everything except a differnt mother.

    So who would you choose if you had to replace your mother with a tv mom?

    Edit:
    The question is not who do you WISH to replace your mother with.
    Im sure most of you have great moms like myself and would never choose to replace her.
    The question is who would you replace your mother with IF YOU HAD TO.
     
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    I'm lucky to have a mom dude, let alone a damn good one.

    Hell if I'm gonna talk about replacing the most important woman in my life (possibly becoming second most important).

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    I would never replace my mother.
     
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    See this wouldn't work for me, I want to bang the shit out of her and that doesn't fly with being the son. So I wouldn't want her as my mother.

    I have to go with the momma's boy group. I couldn't replace my mom.
     
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