If you had to replace your mother w/ a tv mom?

What TV mom would you choose to replace your mother?

The only thing that would change is your mother.
If you were/are poor and you choose a rich mom, your tv mom would not come with money. Your financial status remains the same. You would still grow up in the same place, have the same father or lack thereof etc, same education, same siblings,
same everything except a differnt mother.

So who would you choose if you had to replace your mother with a tv mom?

Edit:
The question is not who do you WISH to replace your mother with.
Im sure most of you have great moms like myself and would never choose to replace her.
The question is who would you replace your mother with IF YOU HAD TO.

 

Jersey Shore Vinny's mom, she got food.

 

I'm lucky to have a mom dude, let alone a damn good one.

Hell if I'm gonna talk about replacing the most important woman in my life (possibly becoming second most important).

MOMMA'S BOYS UNITE.

 

Roseanne. She was tough on her kids but she loved them unconditionally

 

I would never replace my mother.

 

Gemma from Sons Of Anarchy. Motorcycles drugs and murder

 

i wouldnt replace my shit stained underwear for roseanne much less my mom

 

Kitty from that 70's show

 

Count me in Bro'!!

 

That shit stain is probably cleaner to...

 

Nancy Botwin the mom from Weeds

 

I want the Taylors to raise me please.

 

the brady bunch mom in her prime.

hal aka walter white. :icon_lol:

 

Marge Simpson. Just so that I can put a bullet in her head :icon_twis.

 

See this wouldn't work for me, I want to bang the shit out of her and that doesn't fly with being the son. So I wouldn't want her as my mother.

I have to go with the momma's boy group. I couldn't replace my mom.

 

Cartmans mom in South Park

 

Kitty for That 70's show. She is always baking, and anyone remember her reaction to Hyde getting caught with weed? Also, picking someone you want to fuck is nasty.