If you had to go gay...

[Michaelangelo]

as long as he's rich

 

[neverwas]

 

[dildos]

... that black dude from the new ghostbusters.

 

[Flash_Monsta]

Ryan Reynolds.

Handsome, rugged, ripped, funny..

Doesn't take himself too seriously.. the kind of guy I could take home to meet my mother.

 

[Organic Damage]

Totally hetero masculinity-affirming thread, IMO.

But if I had to...

Spoiler

Morris Chestnut... Oh Lawd

 

[Te Huna Matata]

Even if I didn't have to, I'd fuck The Rock, RDJ, and Chriss Pratt.

 

[PRIDEWASBETTER]

Probably Chris Hemsworth.

 

[OverCoronavirus Pressure]

I'd quite logically call up Takei.
Oh my!