If you drove this, what would you wear?

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  1. MoparOrNoCar Red Belt

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    Post a car and post the illest threads required to attract the bitches with it.

    I'll start.

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  2. Mo Pete MCGA

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    a scuba suit for all the wet pussies I'd be drowning in
     
  3. Brampton_Boy Douchey Mc Douche

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    Why bother with clothing at all? Driving in a car like that, bitches (used in the general non gender specific sense - in this context, bitches can be comprised of men/woman/trans/other) will be throwing pussy (or dick/other) at you. You won't even have time to take your clothes off. But remember, ALWAYS take the time to ask for consent. Just because someone agrees to have sex with you, doesn't mean that they won't try and change their mind after and sue you for your sick ride.
     
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  4. HARRISON_3 Steel Belt

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    I'd sport that minus the grill guard.
     
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  5. MoparOrNoCar Red Belt

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    The jorts drew her in, but love lasts forever. The his and hers collection.

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    Plague doctor gear. The womens are attracted by the sight of the beak and the aroma of the thieves oil. Just routine after that point. Truck would have no influence in such a situation.
     
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    Damn!
     
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  12. Uber_Noober Silver Belt

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    User name certainly checks out
     
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    TS pretty much nailed it. I was going to say “Whatever Hulk Hogan used to wear.”
     
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    Condoms.
     
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  18. GordoBarraBJJ Titanium Belt

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    and 90% alcohol hand sanitizer - the gals you'd be getting in that truck would definitely be filthy.
     
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    A bullet proof vest.
     
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