If you could marry any celeb from any time period, who would you marry?

Allison Brie
She's way too skinny now imo. Community Allison Brie is one of my favorites, RIP.

And I really enjoyed her performance in GLOW, but she looked sickly at times. In episode 2 there was a scene where the skin on her throat looked very weird, for lack of a better word. It was like a turkey neck.
 
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Dat Belladonna?
 
Going back further than Megan Fox.

I had the hugest crush on Paulina Porizkova - that the fact she married Ric Ocask (spellin?) gave me hope that I'd meet someone like her eventually - still waiting..lol






so i guess i'd go back to late 80s early 90s and steal her away from Ric
 
Jennifer Lawrence, American Hustle, no doubt... she is cute and likeable with a killer body and she is one of the most well paid actresses.
 
since most of my favs are taken I'll go with prime Sofia Loren.
 
Marry? that's a serious commitment. I need a smart, godly, attractive woman that aged well.

I think Natalie Portman is very smart and attractive and she's Jewish... I could introduce her to Jesus, I'm sure. I like her intensity a lot though as well, like, she played Nina Sayers so well in Black Swan because that's like who she is IRL (at least, that's what I gather from reading some of her interviews, she's very serious). She went to an Ivy League school too. Major points for intelligence and focus for whoever I would pick.

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I need a girl who can go from this:

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Falling on her face in her biggest performance

"Rough start, huh?"
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into this:
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(love this sequence and the off-color)
 
I wouldn't marry a celebrity or get married in general.
 
As of right now? Nia Long, i've been watching the real husbands of Hollywood and DAMN she looks fine as fuck in that show!
 
As of right now? Nia Long, i've been watching the real husbands of Hollywood and DAMN she looks fine as fuck in that show!

Nia Long and sanna lathan got better with age. I never thought they were hot when they were young but in their 30/ they went into full bloom
 
Nia Long and sanna lathan got better with age. I never thought they were hot when they were young but in their 30/ they went into full bloom
Oh, i liked nia long since boyz in the hood, and sanna since brown sugar.

But yeah, they've gotten better with age.
 
Going back further than Megan Fox.

I had the hugest crush on Paulina Porizkova - that the fact she married Ric Ocask (spellin?) gave me hope that I'd meet someone like her eventually - still waiting..lol






so i guess i'd go back to late 80s early 90s and steal her away from Ric
loved her. but rick wasn't getting her if he wasn't a singer. so no need to get those hopes up
 
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