If You Could Get Plastic Surgery (Botox Yada)

[Tone C]

I've got a fat chick I know, we can get some lidocaine and a sharpened metal straw.......

When's she available?

 

[William Huggins]

When's she available?

Next Thursday, AM or PM?

 

[SalvadorAllende]

Probably fix a little bit my teeth.

Besides that I would think any other surgery would end up having me looking worse.

 

[MeatWagon06]

Penile reduction surgery.

 

[GhostZ06]

Teeth, some fat reduction

 

[Armbars]

Height, muscle mass, jaw and dick size reduction.

 

[My Spot]

I got lasik in 2008 and was wearing glasses again within two years. I can see fine on my own but I'll get a headache because of my stupid astigmatism.