If you could ask God 3 questions.....

[5crew]

What's your favorite cut of beef?

I'll ask God what he/she/it/they will do to people that eat well-done steaks with Ketchup?
How much % should tips be enough?
Why do non-sherdogger bench under 265?

 

[Swiftie]

1. Why do you give little kids terminal diseases such as cancer?

2. Why don't you just reveal that your true identity is Taylor Swift?

3. Why is Bill Belichick going to marry his 24 year old girlfriend?

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[Intermission]

What does Chiwiwis mean?
Who would win between Fedor and Jon Jones in their prime?
and my third would be a two part. 1. What would have happened if Tito boxed Dana? 2. What would have happened if Joe Rogan fought Wesley Snipes?

Fedor would beat Jones like a red-headed stepchild.

 

[Intermission]

Is it true what Jon Jones says that Jesus loves me?

 

[GoodBadHBK]

I wouldn't ask any questions, I would hope I would tell Him how sorry I am for being the way I am and ask for mercy and His forgiveness.

 

[Intermission]

Are you good at math?

 

[Spam On Rye]

I'll ask God what he/she/it/they will do to people that eat well-done steaks with Ketchup?
How much % should tips be enough?
Why do non-sherdogger bench under 265?

Ans why do people eat pineapple on pizza?

 

[whocares]

When are you going to wake up from your nap and do your job?

Why do you allow humanity to falsely portray you as a version of themselves?

What year will the earth officially become uninhabitable to all life?

 

[LEWIS540]

How do you decide whether babies should get cancer or AIDS?

Why did you impregnate a 13 year old girl?

Earth’s decent…….what about the other 99.999999999999999999999999999% of the universe?

 

[HUGHPHUG]

Why did you create pdofiles you sick fuck

 

[Pittie Petey]

What it do?

How's it hangin'?

Do you smell what The Rock is cookin'?

 

[lsa]

Why did you create pdofiles you sick fuck

Why do you believe he created them?
People often turn out because of different things in their life. Trauma, mentally ill,etc
If they were created that way they have an excuse... So its not their fault and then you can't really blame them.

 

[lsa]

How do you decide whether babies should get cancer or AIDS?

Why did you impregnate a 13 year old girl?

Earth’s decent…….what about the other 99.999999999999999999999999999% of the universe?

by playing yatzy

 

[Sycho Sid]

 

[syct23]

Why didn’t Pete just give the ball to Marshawn..?

 

[PaddyO'malley]

 

[dije1]

1. What would my life be like right now if such 'n such happened/didn't happen?


2. Why is all of this necessary?


3. Do you believe in life after love?

 

[toasty]

Do you let the ones that claim to follow you and go to places of worship but live sinful lives in and keep out the good people that don't practice any religions because if you do that is crazy yo!

Why did you create a planet where animals have to eat each other to survive?

Why is it that I can create a human more intelligently designed than you? i mean aging, the neck as a single choke point, only one heart, the inability to breathe water on a planet made mostly of water, the inability to regulate temperature, kickable balls on the outside, cancer cells, anal hairs, etc. piss poor job dude or lady or gaseous cloud, or whatever form you take.

 

[Wrath of Foamy]

1) Next weeks lottery numbers?
2) What's the surefire way into Heaven?
3) What will 1000 years into the future look like?

 

[IDGETKTFO]

What is a woman?