If you could ask God 3 questions.....

[Seahawks Fan]

If you could ask God 3 questions what would you ask?

 

[Intermission]

What happens during (apparent) wave function collapse in Quantum Mechanics?

Was Steven Seagal ever in the CIA?

What is the origins of the universe?

 

[Madmartigains]

Do supplements do anything would be my only question.

 

[HoiceNJuicy]

So I don't have to ask: Do you exist? Because if I'm talking to God, then he's fo real.

Will the Seahawks ever win another Super Bowl? (That's for you Seahawks Fan, I'll let you know)

What are the winning Powerball numbers for the next draw?

How many blind people do you have up there from masturbating too much during their time on Earth?

 

[ChrisBenoit]

What he benches
Who he scored GSP vs. Hendricks for
Why is Dana always pink

 

[Intermission]

"Can you make a rock too big for yourself to lift?"

 

[Spam On Rye]

How can I best serve you?

How can we stop women from voting?

What's your favorite cut of beef?

 

[Lycandroid]

Where in the world is Carmen San Diego ?

 

[Spam On Rye]

"Can you make a rock too big for yourself to lift?"

Good question and one that's been answered pretty thoroughly imo. It's not in God's nature. C.S. Lewis covers this and other issues with God's omnipotence in The Problem of Pain if yr interested.

 

[SmoothPies]

Where is Genghis Khan's tomb?
What happens when we die?
Is there other life in the universe?

 

[Takes Two To Tango]

Is there life after death?

Where are the aliens?

Why was I blessed to live and others died? (Personal question)

 

[I Am Legion]

1. Mosquitos. Why?
2. AOC. Why?
3. Women's anatomy. Do you really mean to make it bleed for a week and smell fishy?

 

[tgv976]

When's that meteor reset button coming?

When's GTA 6 actually getting released?

Why you changed from OG god of destruction to new hippie god of worship your enemy.

 

[Stoic1]

Why don't we get 3 set of teeth?

How many cycles of advanced civilization have there been on Earth?

Why did you create mosquitos?

 

[My name is]

I'd just say sup and walk on by

 

[Satur9]

Who the hell do you think you are?

What’s the meaning of this?

Why make everything enjoyable bad for us?

 

[Fedorgasm]

Is there really a heaven?
How many times can I fornicate and still get there?
And once I'm there, can I fornicate all I want?

 

[Other]

Just one...

Who's idea was the platypus?

It's like God spilled an animal

 

[Intermission]

Why Joker 2?

 

[Spounman]

What does Chiwiwis mean?
Who would win between Fedor and Jon Jones in their prime?
and my third would be a two part. 1. What would have happened if Tito boxed Dana? 2. What would have happened if Joe Rogan fought Wesley Snipes?