If the UFC had to put together a NFL Football team...

[Takamine86]

Panthers 2018 Roster:

QB: Luke Rockhold
WRs: Jon Jones, Georges St. Pierre
RBs: Daniel Cormier, Yoel Romero
OLine: Mark Hunt, Ben Rothwell, Roy Nelson

DLine: Brock Lesnar, Cain Velasquez, Stipe Miocic

Any better ideas?

Team Name: Just Bleeds

QB:
Luke Rockhold (Pocket Passer) and Jon Jones (Scrambling QB).

WRs:
Anderson Silva, Neil Magny, Frankie Edgar in the slot, Demetrious Johnson

RB:
Tyron Woodley (1st String), Yoel Romero (Power back), Carlos Condit (Running Back....)

FB:
Brendan Schaub obviously

TE:
Alexander Gustafsson, Stefan Struve

OLine:
Ben Rothwell LT/ Derrick Lewis LG/ Roy Nelson C/ Mark Hunt RG/ Alistair Overeem RT
(Anyone but Werdum on O-Line, we don't want a holding penalty every play. Also, BJ Penn is the backup OLine if anyone goes down.)

DLine:
Francis Nagganou RE/ /Brock Lesnar NT/ HW Daniel Cormier DT/ Matt Mittrione LE Obviously

LBs:
Rampage Jackson OLB/ Rashad Evans MLB/ Ovince St. Preux OLB obviously

CB: Aljemin Sterling RC/ Dominic Cruz RC/ Jose Aldo slot Corner/ John Dodson 4th corner

Strong Safety: George St. Pierre (Big hitter) and Clay Guida (poor mans Troy Polamalu)

Free Safety: Anthony Rumble Johnson (He'll be our Sean Taylor R.I.P)

KR/PR: Demetrious Johnson

Kicker: Shogun (Soccer kicks are back)

Punter: Mirko Cro Cop (can punt opponents head off, therefor blocks will never be attempted)

Offensive Coordinator: Khabib Nurmagomedov - Gameplan "This will be easy as cake. Lets go eat a W"

Defensive Coordinators: Diaz Bros - Gameplan "stop the run, we hate runners."

Headcoach: Greg Jackson - Gameplan "Go get some Donald Sir Row Nay!"

 

[ThEiCeMaN6791]

Almost everyone is too old.

 

[Striderx5]

 

[Deleted member 500785]

Are there even linemen shorter than 5'11?

 

[Medical Marijuana Man]

The black guys run and catch the ball

The white guys throw and kick the ball

The Brazilians continue playing gay soccer

 

[Broke Lester]

Almost everyone is too old.

pretend everyone is in their prime

 

[Takamine86]

Almost everyone is too old.

This isn't serious. They could be young, it wouldn't make a difference in terms of improving their win ratio.

 

[Takamine86]

Are there even linemen shorter than 5'11?

I don't have many choices and Hunt is strong as an OX. Cut me some slack.

 

[Flokk]

Cane for dat pass rush.

JDS at linebacker.

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[PEDS Help me Post]

What a fucking retarded thread.

If you own a Takamine it should be taken away from you and donated to autistic children somewhere.

 

[whaleshark]

NFL is too dangerous for D level athletes

 

[Paynebringer]

Sage Northcutt at QB he just look like a prettyboy all American QB. Look like a QB talk like a lineman...

 

[Medical Marijuana Man]

Sage Northcutt @qb he just look like a prettyboy all American QB. Look like a QB talk like a lineman...

Hutt hutt mr center

 

[StraightleftKO]

Conor would be the owner of that team.

 

[WaylonMercy5150]

Him

Getting Hit by Him

= Dead. Spider has a punters body not a WR

 

[KevinLee]

Team Name: Just Bleeds

QB:
Luke Rockhold (Pocket Passer) and Jon Jones (Scrambling QB).

WRs:
Anderson Silva, Neil Magny, Frankie Edgar in the slot, Demetrious Johnson

RB:
Tyron Woodley (1st String), Yoel Romero (Power back), Carlos Condit (Running Back....)

FB:
Brendan Schaub obviously

TE:
Alexander Gustafsson, Stefan Struve

OLine:
Ben Rothwell LT/ Derrick Lewis LG/ Roy Nelson C/ Mark Hunt RG/ Alistair Overeem RT
(Anyone but Werdum on O-Line, we don't want a holding penalty every play. Also, BJ Penn is the backup OLine if anyone goes down.)

DLine:
Francis Nagganou RE/ /Brock Lesnar NT/ HW Daniel Cormier DT/ Matt Mittrione LE Obviously

LBs:
Rampage Jackson OLB/ Rashad Evans MLB/ Ovince St. Preux OLB obviously

CB: Aljemin Sterling RC/ Dominic Cruz RC/ Jose Aldo slot Corner/ John Dodson 4th corner

Strong Safety: George St. Pierre (Big hitter) and Clay Guida (poor mans Troy Polamalu)

Free Safety: Anthony Rumble Johnson (He'll be our Sean Taylor R.I.P)

KR/PR: Demetrious Johnson

Kicker: Shogun (Soccer kicks are back)

Punter: Mirko Cro Cop (can punt opponents head off, therefor blocks will never be attempted)

Offensive Coordinator: Khabib Nurmagomedov - Gameplan "This will be easy as cake. Lets go eat a W"

Defensive Coordinators: Diaz Bros - Gameplan "stop the run"

Headcoach: Greg Jackson - Gameplan "Go get some Donald Sir Row Nay!"

I would make Stipe the QB. Hes a great athlete and real strong to take hits. Luke would probably get kod when sacked lol.

 

[KevinLee]

Sage Northcutt at QB he just look like a prettyboy all American QB. Look like a QB talk like a lineman...

Your QB would have to be mentally strong. Sage would die on the first sack. Plus he weighs like 180 walking around which is very small for a QB. Hes also not very bright.

 

[Takamine86]

I would make Stipe the QB. Hes a great athlete and real strong to take hits.

Good point. Stipe does have a baseball background so that Arm would make him a good option as well. Its working out for Russell Wilson.

 

[Takamine86]

Him

Getting Hit by Him

= Dead. Spider has a punters body not a WR

John Lynch, Bob Sanders, Sean Taylor and Troy Polamalu all hit harder than Cam. Come at me bro.

 

[KevinLee]

John Lynch, Bob Sanders, Sean aylor and Troy Polamalu all hit harder than Cam. Come at me bro.

Kam is one of the most feared man in the NFL. He would break Anderson in half.