If im lookin for a fight, where do I send my audition?

[PalmStrike]

Do you have a good backstory other than you are experiencing a mid-life crisis? You should work on developing some sort of character/gimmick to make you stand out. If you have no tattoos you are already off to a good start.

Hmmm...I weighed 350+ pounds 4 years ago and now weigh 260.

All natty too!

 

[CleverNameEh]

Im thinking of filming one of my heavy bag workouts and sending it as an audition.

Im a 40 year old heavyweight and I wanna bang, bros!

I believe if you're coming on, you just have to come on then.

Have you tried running out of bubblegum? That usually works for me.

 

[gono btw]

Im thinking of filming one of my heavy bag workouts and sending it as an audition.

Im a 40 year old heavyweight and I wanna bang, bros!

To this guy:.

 

[PalmStrike]

I believe if you're coming on, you just have to come on then.

Have you tried running out of bubblegum? That usually works for me.

Sadly, I bark all day...but I think im finally ready to bite.

 

[caliboi74lv]

Email Glendale Fight Club

If you're good, they can make you great

No a once eva athlete.

 

[PabloMEX]

Regional MMA can always use a heavyweight co-main event to round out their cards.

 

[CleverNameEh]

Sadly, I bark all day...but I think im finally ready to bite.

Well go git sum lil doggie.

 

[caliboi74lv]

Just get tickets to UFC226, get shitfaced and go holler at Dana
I’m sure he will be happy to hear from you

And start a fight with Nate Diaz

 

[BC]

 

[PalmStrike]

Regional MMA can always use a heavyweight co-main event to round out their cards.

Honestly, id LOVE to fight Greg Hardy.

Watching him, I honestly don't think he has better hands than I do.

 

[CleverNameEh]

Isn't there some wealthy sherdog philanthropist that can fund a nice backyard fight card for this gentleman.

Surely if you flew a couple gents out, paid them 1k for a 3 rd ammy dealio, and provided basic medical care, we could get a nice little forum ppv thing going. I only need 10% promoter fee for thinking the idea up, so it'd be pretty cheap.

Who got dat cheese?

 

[gono btw]

I believe if you're coming on, you just have to come on then.

Have you tried running out of bubblegum? That usually works for me.

 

[liverkick83]

Im thinking of filming one of my heavy bag workouts and sending it as an audition.

Im a 40 year old heavyweight and I wanna bang, bros!

Catch me outside , how bout Dat!

 

[linvillegorge]

I will post it here but I have a belly and like to bang shirtless...you guys wont make fun of me...right?

Id also need to wear a mask.

No, never. Constructive criticism only.

 

[CleverNameEh]

Honestly, id LOVE to fight Greg Hardy.

Watching him, I honestly don't think he has better hands than I do.

I'd love to watch that. Comedy gold, jerry

 

[ThunderL1ps]

Hmmm...I weighed 350+ pounds 4 years ago and now weigh 260.

All natty too!

That's great. Do you have enough loose skin that you can wrap it around your opponents neck like a gi choke?

 

[BEATDOWNS]

Im thinking of filming one of my heavy bag workouts and sending it as an audition.

Im a 40 year old heavyweight and I wanna bang, bros!

Start filling rooms with uppercuts!

 

[jonathan274]

Id also need to wear a mask.

 

[PalmStrike]

That's great. Do you have enough loose skin that you can wrap it around your opponents neck like a gi choke?

Nah, ive done a good job of flipping my muscle/fat % but Ive got some hanging flab around my belly area.

Nothing that would make you vomit or anything.

 

[DopeZach]

[email protected]
Put in the subject part "That's fucking illegal"