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if cats always fall feet first and toast always falls butter side down

Discussion in 'Archives' started by donegal, Jul 30, 2002.

  1. donegal

    donegal Red Belt

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    What would happen if u strapped a piece of toast to a cats back and dropped it??


    Obvioulsy the butter is facin upwards....

    I have spent maybe a sleepless night wondering about this. Maybe I should conduct an experiment.
     
  2. Tiki

    Tiki Guest

    You can use my cat, but only if it's from very high heights.
     
  3. donegal

    donegal Red Belt

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    I see no-one has dared to come up with an answer.

    Does the two of them float as neither will hit the ground??

    Will they land on their sides??

    Will the universe implode??

    Will MMA trainer get a shag??


    Who knows the consequences or what dark portholes into hell might open if I try this experiment.
     
  4. Tiki

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    Depends on if he spends the cash for one of those realistic dolls. If he does, then yes, he will.
     
  5. herecomestrouble

    herecomestrouble dope man

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    i say they float
     
  6. Waylander

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    African or European?
     
  7. symbiosis

    symbiosis Blue Belt

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    spooky shit
     
  8. herecomestrouble

    herecomestrouble dope man

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    the cats, or the toast?
     
  9. donegal

    donegal Red Belt

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    African cat and european toast.

    The butter is asian. And its all happening down under in Australia..
     
  10. herecomestrouble

    herecomestrouble dope man

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    thats a tough one
     
  11. Waylander

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    I would have to say the cat would land feet first. It being a living thing and all, I dont see the butter outdoing this one...
     
  12. Dirty Boxer

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    I think that the cat would let the butter have the benefit of the doubt 8 times, thus resulting in braking its spine and dying each time. However on the cat's ninth and final life it will not be as generous and will land on its feet. Then the cat would take the buttered bread off of its back and eat it so that such a predicament shouldn't occure again.

    Hows that? :D
     
  13. donegal

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    Bravo bigfeet I think my insomnia is now cured.
     

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