If an Alien landed next to you and said - Take Me To Your Leader...

[Sirwastealot]

Only one thing to do

 

[PaddyO'malley]

Andrei the giant. They've gotta have time travel right?

If they didn't I'd say Trudeau and also mention he's evil and has a horde of Indians and Somolians that will try to kill you on sight.

They definitely have at least light speed. My Logic is they get there in a second on their ship and after abducting Trudeau they are confused why the leader likes being anally probed.

Damn fam I ain't even kno di 'malis be rollin' w/Trudeau like dat my hoyo be Saiyan dat all di tayum I just thot she watch too much JRE lmfaolll finna call her rn let her know her son woke now thanks fam u a real one knew di brownskins were up to sumthin tho ting easy to see

 

[plataoplombo]

I would clap them alien cheeks.

Only because I didn't get a chance to do so during the Storm Area 51 event a few years back.

Had such high hopes for that one.

 

[Legumes]

My hearing isn't what is once was, so I'd take them to this.

 

[ObsoleteSoul]

Right this way, alien friend. Lead em into my house, and rape em to establish the dominance of our species.

You all are welcome.

 

[freakroor]

rogan.

 

[Plissken]

Definitely not a politician.

 

[emefer]

I’m your leader bitch.

 

[chill doggie]

I’d say telepathically “You know that I know you know.”

 

[jeff7b9]

Back in my 20s I was manager at a Guitar Center in LA.


I had some cunty douchebag demand to speak to a manager, so I started to walk away, then turned back in similar fashion.

"I'm the manager.

What's up?"


2nd best "fuck you" feeling i ever had while working a shit job.

#1 some bitch yelled at me for going to the wrong house delivering her pizza.
(Almost guaranteed because she didn't say her address clearly when she put in the order)

I asked her, if you saw me and you knew I was at the wrong address why in the fuck didn't you just tell me this was your house?

She gave me more attitude
She was hangry.

So I started eating her pizza in front of her face.

She starts freaking out "hey that's my pizza, that's my lunch."

"What???

you don't have any pizza.
You don't have any lunch.
This is my pizza now.

It's fucking GOOD TOO."

She was so mad.

Almost got fired, would have been worth it.
(Pretty easy to replace a shit paying job with another shit paying job)




*I swear, even when I was young and at my most reckless, I was exceedingly kind and respectful so long as you weren't a complete asshole to me first, but if you were, then so be it.

 

[evansusmc2]

I'd take them to the nearest police station. Then let them deal with it.

 

[RemyR]

I'd take him to Vermin Supreme

 

[Lycandroid]

why would an alien not be able to figure that out on his own

 

[Fedorgasm]

I'd take them to Fedor. He is the last emperor.

Plus if it's hostile he can punch it.

 

[BB in Crazy!!!!]

Keanu

 

[Frode Falch]

Push kick

 

[Michaelangelo]

If they’re retarded enough to ask that of some random human, they’re prob likely to get their saucer hijacked by some crackhead

 

[chill doggie]

I'd take them to the nearest police station. Then let them deal with it.

When the Las Vegas family called the police after the alien demons crashed in their yard you can see in the bodycam footage the police officer told them “if they come back don’t call us.”

 

[KnightTemplar]

Will Smith

Remember when Will Smith was cool?

Pepperidge Farm remembers.

 

[sleepwalk]

The only proper authorities that I recognize are my commanding officer and The Lord, our God. As we are commanded to present ourselves unto The Almighty and not the other way around, the far more likely available party will have to do. We find out if Zeta Reticulans are allergic to cigar smoke.