If an Alien landed next to you and said - Take Me To Your Leader...

[666]

Andrei the giant. They've gotta have time travel right?

If they didn't I'd say Trudeau and also mention he's evil and has a horde of Indians and Somolians that will try to kill you on sight.

They definitely have at least light speed. My Logic is they get there in a second on their ship and after abducting Trudeau they are confused why the leader likes being anally probed.

 

[IDGETKTFO]

Would I be allowed to get near Trump?

They are likely to vaporize him, so i'll allow it.

 

[Tone C]

The wife .

 

[nostradumbass]

There's no way they'd believe me.

 

[Flower2dPeople]

Depends..
Is it a female alien from the planet Slutty Cheerleaders.. she aint going anywhere.

 

[William Huggins]

Is the Alien hot?

8.5/10 and can change colour........but although it's sexy bit look feminine by human standards it's actually male.....

 

[Zer]

@Drunken Meat Fist

 

[William Huggins]

@Drunken Meat Fist

Definitely an Alien.

And apparently they find water intoxicating, so bathing is an issue.

 

[Plutoburn]

Realistically just call the police and let them deal with it.

 

[Goatenstein]

Stan Van Gundy

 

[Takes Two To Tango]

Norm Macdonald if he was still alive.

 

[mixmastermo]

Who would you take them to?

 

[UberHere]

Who or what

Anything goes there is no right or wrong answer

True. If they haven’t done the proper reconnaissance to know who our leader is, can send them anywhere.

 

[boingyman]

Is the Alien hot?

 

[Vil7]

That space bitch better say please when it is talking to vil7.

 

[plataoplombo]

Um...sure but you gotta take me yours first.

 

[Rob Battisti]

You're lookin' at him, pal.

Bingo

 

[My name is]

I'd say i want to speak to your manager please

 

[Joe Mama]

I would clap them alien cheeks.

Only because I didn't get a chance to do so during the Storm Area 51 event a few years back.

 

[PaddyO'malley]

Joe Rogan prolly a safe bet he be tellin most of di yute and sum old headz how to tink bro is pretty influential prolly hype up di podcast episode w/sum fake beef Saiyan aliens mad bigoted n gwan crazy Joe ain't never want him on di show, iz dey even real or a alien illusion, area 51 mandem be industry plants dat typa ting den BOOM "omg fam JRE just interviewed a ALIEN fam ting came outta nowhere finna rehearse my live reaction video rn aboot to go viral fam"