If a UFC fighter was an animal, what would they be??

[Brood]

Tamdan Mc Rory - Barn Cat

Anderson Silva - Spider

Charles Bennett - Crazy Horse

Thiago Alves - Pit Bull

Jacare Souza - Alligator

Khabib - Eagle

Jens Pulver - Lil Eagle , that soars again Joe

Dillashaw - Serpent

Why did you bother typing all of these fighters and their widely known nicknames?
This provides no insights as an answer and is kinda weird as joke.

 

[savemgs]

Sean Sherk - Tyrannosaurus rex

 

[Ornife]

Clay Guida is definitely a Tasmanian devil

I was going to say he could be a carpenter ant.

 

[KantoTerror]

Volk would be a honeybadger...

 

[StonedLemur]

I can’t shoop for jackshit brother, otherwise I would’ve gotten your back lol
What do you smoke sir?

90% of the time I smoke Rosin oil, or Crumble.
I smoke one hit at night normally, I rarely smoke during the day.
This is crumble.


If I don't smoke that, I smoke a joint rolled in Zig Zag 1 1/4 papers.

 

[Fergelmince]

CM Punk is a mouse.

He's nowhere near as sexy or as awesome as one of my species.
Just look at this face ffs lol.
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you're taking some heat in this thread SL. Got kind of worried it might be the end

 

[AmericanMMA]

90% of the time I smoke Rosin oil, or Crumble.
I smoke one hit at night normally, I rarely smoke during the day.
This is crumble.
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If I don't smoke that, I smoke a joint rolled in Zig Zag 1 1/4 papers.

I can't do dabs during the day... it renders me useless... or even more useless than normal.

I enjoy smoking flower out of a bowl the good old fashion way!

 

[Cindynice420]

 

[Thawing Mammoth]

 

[StonedLemur]

you're taking some heat in this thread SL. Got kind of worried it might be the end

Nah, Im good, and fuck you for that picture of my dead brethren sir lmao.

 

[StonedLemur]

I can't do dabs during the day... it renders me useless... or even more useless than normal.

I enjoy smoking flower out of a bowl the good old fashion way!

I only smoke rosin, crumble one hit at night.
I don't normally smoke during the day, its rare.

 

[TriangleMonkey]

90% of the time I smoke Rosin oil, or Crumble.
I smoke one hit at night normally, I rarely smoke during the day.
This is crumble.
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If I don't smoke that, I smoke a joint rolled in Zig Zag 1 1/4 papers.

Rosin


My go-to


Then yes, 1-1/4 rolled up is the next option





Im about to go grapple for a couple hours this morning and I dab right before I go and enter the “zone” and crush the dreams of the jiu jitsu practitioners that show up LoL

 

[Royce's Gi]

Why did you bother typing all of these fighters and their widely known nicknames?
This provides no insights as an answer and is kinda weird as joke.

They would be those animals, if they were animals.

 

[StonedLemur]

Rosin


My go-to


Then yes, 1-1/4 rolled up is the next option





Im about to go grapple for a couple hours this morning and I dab right before I go and enter the “zone” and crush the dreams of the jiu jitsu practitioners that show up LoL

Yeah rosin is King for sure.

Crushing dreams would be a great name for some rosin actually sir lol.

 

[textwarrior]

Here are a few suggestions........

Jon Jones - Cheetah
Ken Shamrock - Bull
Clay Guida - Kangaroo
Royce Gracie - Snake
Emmanuel Yarbrough - Whale
Tank Abbott - Koala
Tito Ortiz - Hyena

Dana White = Dana White

 

[textwarrior]

Here are a few suggestions........

Jon Jones - Cheetah
Ken Shamrock - Bull
Clay Guida - Kangaroo
Royce Gracie - Snake
Emmanuel Yarbrough - Whale
Tank Abbott - Koala
Tito Ortiz - Hyena

Rampage Jackson =

Dogman

 

[ComfortablyNumb55]

Conor = Liger.

Lion and tiger combined.

 

[textwarrior]

 

[sutherland]

Jon Jones isn't particularly fast and Cheetahs aren't that big either, the smallest of all big cats. Not really sure what fits Jones but the long arms and intelligence makes me think primate.



Khabib reminds me more of a Wolverine or Honey Badger. He is not a graceful fighter the way an eagle is nor is so precise. More ruthless, unwavering, tough and physical.

Khabib is no wolverine or honey badger, I'd say a sloth or tick, something that holds on for dear life

 

[DkMacaw]