Nature & Animals I wonder...

[DougieJones]

How things would be different if animals had complete language systems like we do. Would they be able to organize? Build competing societies? Eventually would we learn to communicate with each other?


Would we end up in all-out war for planet control?

 

[Wrath of Foamy]

I wonder if flies would be civil if I could tell them politely to leave my house...

 

[Hog-train]

They still wouldn't be able to do the same things as us humans because they can't manipulate things - they don't have hands and fingers.

 

[Flower2dPeople]

Opposable thumbs.

 

[Swamps]

Now, if the majority of Spiders could get to the same size as Cats, we would be fucked.

 

[650lb Sumo]

Now, if the majority of Spiders could get to the same size as Cats, we would be fucked.

Delete this immediately.

 

[DougieJones]

They still wouldn't be able to do the same things as us humans because they can't manipulate things - they don't have hands and fingers.

Raccoons can grab pretty well. Maybe they would be the mechanics of the animal world?

 

[Flower2dPeople]

Raccoons can grab pretty well. Maybe they would be the mechanics of the animal world?

 

[Cole train]

I think monkeys pretend to be dumb just to avoid paying taxes

 

[DougieJones]

I think monkeys pretend to be dumb just to avoid paying taxes

 

[Michaelangelo]

We treat humans like shit

The animals have no chance at peace

 

[AFanNotAFighter]

One of the reasons dogs are man's best friends is because they don't talk.

George Orwell wrote a book about what he thought animals would do if they became like you asked/described. It wasn't pretty.

 

[Flower2dPeople]

One of the reasons dogs are man's best friends is because they don't talk.

This is the same as a successful marriage relies on a strong backhand.

 

[Kardashians]

Now, if the majority of Spiders could get to the same size as Cats, we would be fucked.

I’ve been watching videos of ants. Tbh, it’s a blessing those fuckers are tiny. They’d be like super hero strong but total villains if they were human size. They work great together too. Nahhh fuck them ants!

 

[William Huggins]

I’ve been watching videos of ants. Tbh, it’s a blessing those fuckers are tiny. They’d be like super hero strong but total villains if they were human size. They work great together too. Nahhh fuck them ants!

Nahhh they would probably just setup OF accounts and we would be flooded with insectoid porn..........

 

[Swamps]

I’ve been watching videos of ants. Tbh, it’s a blessing those fuckers are tiny. They’d be like super hero strong but total villains if they were human size. They work great together too. Nahhh fuck them ants!

There are some awesome horror movies about giant ants. Those little bastards are fast too.

 

[Tone C]

I wonder if flies would be civil if I could tell them politely to leave my house...

Just tell them to buzz off...

 

[mjmj]

We already know

 

[Wrath of Foamy]

Just tell them to buzz off...

I do but they have no respect...

 

[Fedorgasm]

I wonder if flies would be civil if I could tell them politely to leave my house...

Of course they would.

But you never even tried, you murdering bastard!