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I woke up with a worse cold this morning. My dog pooped in the kitchen. She then ate it & vomited up

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  1. 1Shot1Stroke Orange Belt

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    How's your morning going? - Kenny Florian




     
  2. BBMN Pancakes?!

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    Dogs are pretty dumb... at least the tiny ones seems to be.
     
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    Yes Kenny, I'm sure it was 'your dog'
     
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    I have a chihuahua that's dumb as fuck.
     
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    WHERE DID HE COPY AND PASTE THAT FROM?
     
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    That's a pretty damn stupid breed. It's weird that the little ones seem so stupid compared to the bigger breeds. You never see a stupid border collie or German Shepard.

    My girl has a pug and I swear it's as bright as a bag of hammers.
     
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    My cat has never ate it's own poop. In fact it buries it's own poop in a specific box that has sand in it.

    Dogs are known to eat poop. But a dog that eats it's own poop? What kind of moron dog is that? My aunts dog likes to hunt for cat poop to eat. It's gross.
     
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    I had a dog that did that. I gave it to my mother-n-law. Double KO!
     
  10. waldywaldy lol motherfuckers

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    That's fucked up.

    I have had a great morning. Took the day off and have spend the morning smoking hash and watching old kickboxing fights.

    Here's a gem:


    K-1's first lhw gp with Kaman, Hoost and Kiatsongrit. Andy Hug throws down. Some classic fights.
     
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    Dogs are awesome. But not all the time.

    Is normal
     
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    Thanks for sharing kenny
     
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    Little dogs are simply useless - you might as well have a rat. Its brain size, plain and simple. My Rotts amaze me with how intelligent and receptive to training they are.
     
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    Kenny probably took credit for the poop, and signed it Kenny Florian for his dinner guests.
     
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    I'm on day four or five with the flu... not really sure exactly when I contracted it. My morning was full of dry coughs. I tried Tejava today.
     
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    Dogs will eat their own shit if they are lacking certain nutrients.
     
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    HA! He called the shit poop!
     
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    Something about this post this post disturbs me.

    There is a kitchen and no mention of a big breasted women making a sandwich?

    Kenny dead?
     
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