I wil be be the king.

[666]

How about a giant blunt butter knife of ineptitude?

We could gaze up at the stars together and realize how doomed we are or we just fornicate.

 

[666]

I've already offered him the path of least resistance but Old Icarus of the off licence wants to burn so bright......

I noticed and appreciate that but I like the most difficult path. Pain and misery is what I seek

 

[Contempt]

I'm just better that way. Hard thing for me to admit.

I'll still fuck you though.

I... like everyone else, will have to politely refuse.

 

[Contempt]

I noticed and appreciate that but I like the most difficult path. Pain and misery is what I seek

...so you're married then?

 

[666]

...so you're married then?

Not yet but can I have your woman for xmas? Pretty please?

 

[Contempt]

Not yet but can I have your woman for xmas? Pretty please?

Oh god yes, please do... all yours. But only if you promise to keep her.

 

[666]

Oh god yes, please do... all yours. But only if you promise to keep her.

Just to be clear I'll only share the bed with her if you're there. So you'll be there right?

 

[godhatesacoward]

Love this song except for the "I am the King" line. Made it cringey.

You gotta let the cringe be free with metal man

 

[666]

You gotta let the cringe be free with metal man

This guy gets it

 

[666]

Oh god yes, please do... all yours. But only if you promise to keep her.

Hey man just thought I'd pm you. Really? Can I have her forever?!

 

[666]

I jest guys but a good woman it the best foundation

 

[666]

I had or maybe have had sex with Great White Sharks.

 

[Slobodan]

I'm slo sorry my Sherbrothers. after looking into it no one is more righteous than me. I will herby accept my mantle

Honorable mention to

@helax

A Cyberdyne Systems Model 101 can't be a King. That's just silly.

 

[666]

A Cyberdyne Systems Model 101 can't be a King. That's just silly.

I appreciate you but I'm T-800.

 

[Contempt]

Just to be clear I'll only share the bed with her if you're there. So you'll be there right?

Hell no.

No take backs, she's yours now...

/runs away

 

[Contempt]

Hey man just thought I'd pm you. Really? Can I have her forever?!

She's narcissistic, kind of nuts and clingy as fuck... so yes, absolutely.

Good luck getting rid of her

 

[666]

She's narcissistic, kind of nuts and clingy as fuck... so yes, absolutely.

Good luck getting rid of her

amd here I am thinking of my ex's tits. Keep going bro

 

[666]

She's narcissistic, kind of nuts and clingy as fuck... so yes, absolutely.

Good luck getting rid of her

Buddy I wouldn't mess around with your girl #1 because I hesoect you and #2 There isn't one. I mean there isn't a good 2nd reason.,..

 

[666]

amd here I am thinking of my ex's tits. Keep going bro

Seriously though just let me bang bro

 

[HHJ]

MAN

that's not the Kill The King

THIS is the Kill The King