I went for a coffee with some friends and...

[meauneau]

None of us had a coffee. We had tea, hot chocolate, and some cold drinks and tapas, but no coffee. My friend called this other friend to come have a coffee with us. When he came he had a beer.

And this happens all the time. Sometimes someone does order coffee. But still, those of us who don't still say we are having a coffee.

Coffee doesn't mean coffee? What is wrong with language.

 

[FacePunch]

This is a weird looking @Clippy thread....

 

[sub_thug]

In before "Netflix and chill"

 

[punky brewster]

okay....

 

[meauneau]

In before "Netflix and chill"

Same thing with this. You don't need a subscription to Netflix, just app will do, and there doesn't need to be any chilling either. It would still be called "Netflix and chill".

 

[sub_thug]

Same thing with this. You don't need a subscription to Netflix, just app will do, and there doesn't need to be any chilling either. It would still be called "Netflix and chill".

Netflix and chill = sex

 

[SFMMA]

So you saved the shit that coffee would have expedited and instead put it directly into this thread.

 

[SMillard]

I have to admit, and this is purely for all your enjoyment at my stupidity and naivety in my youth. I remember a couple times when I was in my early 20's having some decent to hot milf types ask me if I'd like to "get some coffee with them sometime" I had no idea "get some coffee" was milf speak for "I want you to scratch my itch" to which I moronically replied "I don't really like coffee". I look back and realize they must have thought I was the most ignorant clueless dipshit ever.

Talk about reflecting on your regrets in hindsight.

 

[meauneau]

So you saved the shit that coffee would have expedited and instead put it directly into this thread.

So you are implying that Mayberry is a toilet?

 

[kingkokong]

Did you bang

 

[MoparOrNoCar]

Sounds like so much fun

 

[SFMMA]

So you are implying that Mayberry is a toilet?

No, I'm implying you made a shitty thread. People don't have to take a shit in a toilet, they could do it on, say, your dad's chest if they were feeling saucy.

 

[OverCoronavirus Pressure]

I call shenanigans.
There's no way you have friends

 

[HARRISON_3]

I was gonna ask if you're in high school, but you said somebody had a beer

Still, are you in high school?

 

[meauneau]

No, I'm implying you made a shitty thread. People don't have to take a shit in a toilet, they could do it on, say, your dad's chest if they were feeling saucy.

Yes, but mostly people shit in toilets. If you say I took a shit here then you are placing this sub forum in the same category as "toilet".

So a post in an internet forum = taking a shit
Having anything that is not coffee if in a cafe = having a coffee

 

[meauneau]

I was gonna ask if you're in high school, but you said somebody had a beer

Still, are you in high school?

Been there once.

 

[blitzk]

female friends, right?

 

[meauneau]

female friends, right?

I don't have any female friends.

 

[cottagecheesefan]

None of us had a coffee. We had tea, hot chocolate, and some cold drinks and tapas, but no coffee. My friend called this other friend to come have a coffee with us. When he came he had a beer.

And this happens all the time. Sometimes someone does order coffee. But still, those of us who don't still say we are having a coffee.

Coffee doesn't mean coffee? What is wrong with language.

Pretty shit story, but I like your av since it looks similar to mine. So I gave you a like

 

[TribalDrumz]

Thanks for the daily hipster adventures