Just kidding, you’ll probably want to watch it anyway. From Beefsteak Pete, to Judge Joe brown (yes the tv judge) hating on gay people, to black hair being some kind of superpower, this schizo “documentary” has it all!
Some noteable quotes
“Japanese people don’t even know how to dance! They just jump up and down flailing there arms around!” - judge Joe brown
“they act like, if you not the receiver it’s not gay.. or some shit like that.” This quote is longer and is fucking hilarious, around 20:40.
“Jeffrey dahmer got an honourable discharge from the military for raping black men!”
“white supremacy is a mom and pop operation. A white mom and a white pop!”
“there was one situation where one of the black people had there bones broken.. and reconfigured into that.. OF A CRAB. So the person looked like human crab.”
“What man from what ethnic group, can stand up against a black man toe to toe, in manhood? Nobody, especially the European who was at the bottom of the totem pole!” - this quote had me rolling especially <Lmaoo>
There is honestly so many quotable lines and hilarious artwork in the movie you’re better off just watching it for yourself, it’s 2 hours long but it’s a trip and well worth it if you have the time and want a good laugh. One of the most funny movies I have ever seen.
Beefsteak Pete
Full movie