I was wrong, burnt food isn’t the best

[italiamusica]

Whatchu know about carcinogens, dawg?

That's what I came to say, all food seasoned with malignancy

 

[italiamusica]

Oh lord For years I thought I preferred my food extra well done View attachment 1112810View attachment 1112812
So recently I decided to turn the other cheek View attachment 1112813

My goodness food has so much more flavor and texture lmao I was wrong all these years.

So now I’m gonna cook this at normal temp cook conditions but sometimes when I need comfort in moments of disparity and anxiety when the world is spiraling around me and I’m fearing the end of my consciousness and I need some comfort to distract me from the fact that I will die and never see my loved ones and I’ll be non existent I will go back for the warmth of a burnt mealView attachment 1112814

 

[KeepingItReal]

I changed my mind!!! This was my dinnner tonight
Eggs and hot dogs View attachment 1112890

Once you go black and you never go back!

Spoiler

Sometimes chicks say "Here's my number so call me maybe!" but when they see your cooking they say "Call me never!"

 

[Osculater]

I changed my mind!!! This was my dinnner tonight
Eggs and hot dogs View attachment 1112890

Keeping it real so you eat like a pleb, hespect!

 

[Rhood]

Are you cooking on a gas stove?
Switch to electric or hot plate.

Those coils take fucking forever to heat up.
You'll never burn your food again!

 

[Bobby00]

Looks more like war crimes than food.

 

[Sycho Sid]

I changed my mind!!! This was my dinnner tonight
Eggs and hot dogs View attachment 1112890

Does your family eat your food?

 

[Wrath of Foamy]

I changed my mind!!! This was my dinnner tonight
Eggs and hot dogs View attachment 1112890

Did you cook that by throwing it around the sun?

 

[Slobodan]

Oh lord For years I thought I preferred my food extra well done View attachment 1112810View attachment 1112812
So recently I decided to turn the other cheek View attachment 1112813

My goodness food has so much more flavor and texture lmao I was wrong all these years.

So now I’m gonna cook this at normal temp cook conditions but sometimes when I need comfort in moments of disparity and anxiety when the world is spiraling around me and I’m fearing the end of my consciousness and I need some comfort to distract me from the fact that I will die and never see my loved ones and I’ll be non existent I will go back for the warmth of a burnt mealView attachment 1112814

Didn't you complain about tummy aches in one of your earlier threads? That should've been a clear sign to stop eating burnt food!

 

[aerius]

I'm not here to argue with a doctor of biochemistry. They all look perfect.

I think this explains the problem - he just wants to take the chemical reactions to full completion when he's cooking, bro needs to stop thinking like a prof in the kitchen.

 

[lakersfan45]

Didn't you complain about tummy aches in one of your earlier threads? That should've been a clear sign to stop eating burnt food!

I never get stomach aches.

 

[lakersfan45]

Does your family eat your food?

I’ll cook separately for them and not burn the food. Like I made my kids eggs and hot goggles last night too but it was normal. When ee order floor dash I’ll take my portion wnd put it in the oven / broiler on max. Same id anyone make me food

 

[Slobodan]

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I never get stomach aches.

I could swear you did or maybe I'm thinking of another poster. I'm surprised you haven't with all the burnt food you've been eating though.

 

[lsa]

I could swear you did or maybe I'm thinking of another poster. I'm surprised you haven't with all the burnt food you've been eating though.

be careful you might hurt your self.. since you are not used to it

 

[Slobodan]

be careful you might hurt your self.. since you are not used to it

I won't take any snide remarks from someone who can't read or write.

 

[lsa]

I won't take any snide remarks from someone who can't read or write.

oh.

 

[Sycho Sid]

I’ll cook separately for them and not burn the food. Like I made my kids eggs and hot goggles last night too but it was normal. When ee order floor dash I’ll take my portion wnd put it in the oven / broiler on max. Same id anyone make me food

Then you do you man.

 

[Conrad Veidt]

So you blew your ass out completely by eating your burnt offerings…

 

[Versez]

You should be banned from kitchens.

You should be banned from sherdog...oh wait you suck the mods....nevermind.

 

[AFanNotAFighter]

Hot dogs with a good burnt/black sear are awesome.