I was lied to about roofs

[Eiffel-sixtyFight]

When I was a kid adults told me I can't go on any roofs for my own safety. As they cannot take weight.

So I always had this belief they will collapse with a humans weight. As they're are not designed to or something.

Then I see teams of workmen fixing roofs and spreading that sticky stuff which must weigh a lot when solid.

 

[minute bull]

I'm not sure which is worse: Low Roof Esteem or High Roof Esteem.

 

[Kandyland]

I took roofies once, randomly woke up on the roof.

 

[Bennigans Again]

Microcosm and shit. Roofs. Spoons. Cow jumps over the moons.

 

[minute bull]

 

[genecop]

As a general rule kids should stay off roofs, that’s probably what the lie was all about..

 

[Eiffel-sixtyFight]

As a general rule kids should stay off roofs, that’s probably what the lie was all about..

My frisby was up there!

 

[MusclesMarinara]

I'd like to install a standing seem metal roof on my house. That shit looks sweet.

 

[scorpiorising]

I thought this was about roofies.

I once drove to a bar in downtown Vancouver. GF was gonna drive it home so I was drinking. Friend offered me GHB (I think thats a roofie). I got so fucked up i couldn't find my car after and was wandering all around the town in a blur. Turns out it was right across the street from the bar.

 

[genecop]

My frisby was up there!

Like

 

[Eiffel-sixtyFight]

I thought this was about roofies.

I once drove to a bar in downtown Vancouver. GF was gonna drive it home so I was drinking. Friend offered me GHB (I think thats a roofie). I got so fucked up i couldn't find my car after and was wandering all around the town in a blur. Turns out it was right across the street from the bar.

I have bad news for you....

 

[Brandon Wilson]

Yes, they're engineered to withstand wind loads, snow loads, but can't have humans on them. Never mind that adult humans had to be up there putting the roof on in the first place (which is a live load). And it took you unitl (presumably) adulthood to figure this out?

Speaking of loads, your Dad should have shot the load used to make you all over a roof. Would have been a better use of that load..........

 

[minute bull]

Can we stop saying LOADS? Please?

I have bad news for you....

Drugging someone's lubricant? Who's doing what to whom now? Wouldn't that a lot like this:

 

[Bennigans Again]

 

[Bennigans Again]

Slappin each other with the hot mops

 

[M4rk]

Man, my dog roofs all the time

 

[punkmother]

I have bad news for you....

If the lubricant is out, isn’t the sexing already inevitable?

 

[minute bull]

If the lubricant is out, isn’t the sexing already inevitable?

Out or *in*?

Something to ponnnnnder....

 

[Bennigans Again]

@A.A. Riggs why do you keep making me love you?

 

[minute bull]