I was invited somewhere

Be free. First encounter with better value along the way wins. Could get lucky and stumble across a dive bar playing Monk and Coltrane all night with cheap drinks, which would be a decent excuse to skip the invite. Text me the address when you find it.
 
Don't do it.

Some people have FOMO, Fear of missing out
I have JOMO, Joy of missing out

Don't live in fear, seek joy
 
I was met by howling friendship dragged by both arms by girls swarmed by men, I for sure thought it was a rumble. No rumble, just a huge embrace, where the fuck have you been? Well, I was at home doing a poll. "You dummy. What's wrong with you.?" -

....mmm

 
drugged around by new and attractive women, made friends with subvrersives, I think I came home with 27 more hand grenades than I left with. I know a bunch of secrets I didn't know, hugs and kisses and confidances, I think I someone was showing me their new pearl handled vintage colt .45 and I started doing tricks.

The high point is just being drug around by girls. That never gets old. The gun was onloaded. After I unloaded it. That's a joke. I have no idea if it was loaded. When asked why I took so long. You guys aren't a secret, I just thinks no one believes me when I tell them I used to run the largest mixed martial arts website for 16 years andI can have you brought to Guatamala and dismembered abroad and dom for a song for a bag of potato chips. Maybe not, but the sentiment was manifold. At one point, I'm talking to a babe, sweetheart, why are you cleaning this place,, they have attractive people, she says, Tom, this is my house. Oh, Do you have live at Budokan? I had a great fucking time. I got some phone numbers. May have got dropped off by the Batcopter. I forget.
 
Thanks for the call. I was leaning into, there is no time. Settle down ya fucking Satyr. As soom as I got there, I realize I don't have my phone. I was hoping to take some shots. We moved on to a great house party. I think the default is I am way too fucking werid, shouldn't be here, to tugged around. It's a good feeling. 10/10 and a lot of cool doors and #. Only one wtf have you been forever? Sometimes I say oh, you know, Sherdog. blank. ...Brigadoon. A plause and laughter,and pulls into nondescript antechambers for more personal confidences.
 
If you go there will be trouble. But if you stay there will be double. So it's really you gotta make a choice here. Do you want trouble or double?
 

Is it AA meetings?
Well, I did check for a Chet Baker record. As I'm roaming sometimes people ask me what I'm doing, looking for your Chet Baker collection, ...it hasn't landed yet. So the reply, can I see your phone (SLIMYYYY! play Dave Brubeck Take Five!). Guaranteed two hugs imx.
 
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