I want to buy a wood splitter

[Clippy]

Is this a good 1?

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[Get To Da Choppa]

As your average Sherdogger that benches teh 275, I just use my hands

 

[Clippy]

As your average Sherdogger that benches teh 275, I just use my hands

No, I didn't come here for sherdog crap

 

[traditionally_irreverent]

 

[SpicyJoe]

I wish I had that when I was younger. It would have helped.

Here is my old guy story:

When I was growing up in the booger woods of southern Oregon, My parents farm house had two wood stoves for heat..ONLY!

We had wood splitting mauls and 5 lbs. metal wedges....No motor driven fancy pants wood splitter. Of course motor wood splitters weren't invented yet...I think.

My dad would buy a log truck load of log and my two brother and I split wood. I think we split over 10 lifetimes of firewood growing up. A LOT!
Dad said it builds "Character" splitting fire wood. It also built my two brother and I like a brick shithouses.

We wold invite our friends over and have a wood splitting party. He would buy beer for everyone but we could not drink any till we were done for the day. Motivation for sure.

Dad would saw the logs with his Husqvarna chainsaw, he loved that saw, into the desired lengths and we would be behind him splitting away.

I am old now and I think if I would pull every muscle in my body just looking at someone splitting firewood by hand.

Good times.

 

[Jackonfire]

So simple a kid could use it so yeah, its probably good.

 

[Pliny Pete]

I got some wood you can split

 

[TheNinja]

Get an axe you lazy bum

 

[Fedorgasm]

Hey this should be the new response to pics of women.

Instead of saying "wood" now you can say "wood splitter"

Photos of wood splitters are also acceptable.

 

[AtomicPanther]

All you need is "an axe, an apple and a buckskin jacket".

Kudos to anyone who knows what that's from.

 

[Clippy]

Red green

 

[nonoob]

Nothing beats a low-dollar hydraulic log splitter, except a high dollar one.

Electric one ? Even worse, manual ? Do yourself a favor - avoid them.

 

[Clippy]

O fuck

@Friendly Farmer

U gotta weigh in bud

 

[Friendly Farmer]

Sorry @Clippy I don't think that thing is worth messing with. If you really hate chopping and there's a lot to be done, hydraulic is the way to go, as @nonoob already suggested.

 

[Tone C]

All you need is "an axe, an apple and a buckskin jacket".

Kudos to anyone who knows what that's from.

Wrong time of year.....give it a few months...

 

[Sweater of AV]

No, I didn't come here for sherdog crap

I'll split your wood, fam.

 

[Osculater]

Is this a good 1?

Limited-time deal: MANIOSHIYA Firewood Kindling Splitter with 3lbs Solid Sledgehammer, Manual Kindling Splitting Wedge, Sturdy Portable Firewood Cutter, Splits Firewood Safely and Easily, Size:XLarge https://a.co/d/8vbsGdq

 

[Osculater]

 

[Brom Bones]

Is this a good 1?

Limited-time deal: MANIOSHIYA Firewood Kindling Splitter with 3lbs Solid Sledgehammer, Manual Kindling Splitting Wedge, Sturdy Portable Firewood Cutter, Splits Firewood Safely and Easily, Size:XLarge https://a.co/d/8vbsGdq

DO IT! DO IT NOW!

 

[MLarson]

As your average Sherdogger that benches teh 275, I just use my hands

I never give you permission to post a gif of me.