I think I got a UTI?

[Fedorgasm]

Don't worry, shermano. Dr. Fedorgasm's got the answers you seek.


You got some bacteria from that chick's mouth.

I'm guessing she blew you in an alley and you stayed out late and didn't shower till the next day. That gave her throat bacteria time to build a colony in your pee hole.

Why did she have bacteria in her throat? That's simple. It was from the guy she blew earlier in the day, who had unprotected anal sex with another man the previous night.

Anywho, cranberry juice doesn't cure it. It's preventative at best, and only if you get the pure stuff with no sugar added.

Infectious bacteria love sugar.

Take your antibiotic and a probiotic, and eat lots of fiber to feed that good bacteria.

You'll be back in that alley in no time.

 

[Home_Slice]

Don't worry, shermano. Dr. Fedorgasm's got the answers you seek.


You got some bacteria from that chick's mouth.

I'm guessing she blew you in an alley and you stayed out late and didn't shower till the next day. That gave her throat bacteria time to build a colony in your pee hole.

Why did she have bacteria in her throat? That's simple. It was from the guy she blew earlier in the day, who had unprotected anal sex with another man the previous night.

Anywho, cranberry juice doesn't cure it. It's preventative at best, and only if you get the pure stuff with no sugar added.

Infectious bacteria love sugar.

Take your antibiotic and a probiotic, and eat lots of fiber to feed that good bacteria.

You'll be back in that alley in no time.

Would that not be gonorrhoea or chlamydia?

Incubation period there is two to three weeks.

A UTI wouldn't take two weeks to come on........ or would it?

Google tells be a couple days usually, five days max?

 

[Halifax]

Sounds like TS didn't read this handy thread

Health Thread 'A Question About Condoms'

Friday at 10:32 AM

When you wear it do you cover the whole or can you cover the the top part and a little under it?

Or would it come off?

Edit:

I should at least tell you why I'm asking this, I assume you can't fill much with it on so I was wondering this

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I'm dying laughing at this

 

[ocfightfan]

Cranberry juice.

 

[Fedorgasm]

Would that not be gonorrhoea or chlamydia?

Incubation period there is two to three weeks.

A UTI wouldn't take two weeks to come on........ or would it?

Google tells be a couple days usually, five days max?

Nah there's all kinds of bacteria. It's probably one of those kinds that's not usually a big deal until it builds up enough to infect you.

It's probably e. coli

 

[mozfonky]

Like Redd Foxx said, "you got to wash yo' ass!" Ya nasty fucker.

 

[My name is]

So you got a tiny penis

 

[JangoMike]

Pretty rare for men, do you have signs of kidney pain.........

They are Rare for Men but can happen. I got 2 the first year i had my Bass Boat because i would be fishing all day and NOT stopping to pee.

TS, go to the Dr & get checked, drink tons of water & take a cranberry supplement.

 

[GSP_37]

I read cranberry juice is good for that, but hard to find actual cranberry juice not mixed with sugar water or other juice. Sam's Club has cranberry supplement capsules.

 

[GSP_37]

So you got a tiny penis

Maybe his is so HUGE that it regularly dips into the toilet shit water and he oftens goes #2 in public toilet. Or maybe he has OCD and absolutely must stop and touch the tip of his weiner against various unsanitary surfaces almost like Monk has to touch things.

 

[William Huggins]

So you got a tiny penis

Or ......... TS is a woman.......

 

[GSP_37]

Nah there's all kinds of bacteria. It's probably one of those kinds that's not usually a big deal until it builds up enough to infect you.

It's probably e. coli

I think I read e. coli can make shiga toxin and make you bleed a lot and you must immediately go eat tons of spinach for blood clotting. Bleed as in disintegrating the inner lining of your insides.

I also think I read cranberry makes the insides slick so the germs don't stick and then multiply as much, and may have read either cranberry or pomegranate juice can kill some of the e. coli.

 

[Jesus X]

You probably need to read the condom thread.

 

[RoastBeast]

UTIs are so passe

 

[William Huggins]

I hear good things about the cranberry juice.

Friends reruns if they're past it....

 

[Home_Slice]

Day 4 today, 3 days on anti-biotics. It's easier but still fucking annoying.
My nuts were throbbing like hell yesterday but that seems to have settled down.

Apparently women literally piss themselves every time after they've done something sexual, expressly to prevent this.
Urine flushes out the urethra, getting rid of nasty bacteria they may have got from men finger blasting them, eating their minge out, or pounding them.

It's just common practice.

I'm going to start doing this from now on.

 

[Home_Slice]

Apparently you should only wash your hog with warm water as well.

Using shower gel apparently strips away protective oils from the sensitive areas.

I was using a god damned loofa on my gear, up until 4 days ago that is.

 

[KeepingItReal]

Maybe his is so HUGE that it regularly dips into the toilet shit water and he oftens goes #2 in public toilet. Or maybe he has OCD and absolutely must stop and touch the tip of his weiner against various unsanitary surfaces almost like Monk has to touch things.

He just can't help himself.

 

[shunyata]

Day 4 today, 3 days on anti-biotics. It's easier but still fucking annoying.
My nuts were throbbing like hell yesterday but that seems to have settled down.

Apparently women literally piss themselves every time after they've done something sexual, expressly to prevent this.
Urine flushes out the urethra, getting rid of nasty bacteria they may have got from men finger blasting them, eating their minge out, or pounding them.

It's just common practice.

I'm going to start doing this from now on.

Bruh, have you not been taking a piss and a shower after sex?

Clear the pipe and wash your dick with soap and water.

If you didn't get tested for STIs by the doc who wrote you the antibiotic scrip, get tested.

Even if you don't have insurance just go to a Planned Parenthood.

Maybe his is so HUGE that it regularly dips into the toilet shit water and he oftens goes #2 in public toilet.

The struggle is real. Sometimes I need to shower after a shit at home if I got the witch's kiss.

 

[Fedorgasm]

Apparently women literally piss themselves every time after they've done something sexual, expressly to prevent this.

Dude what are you talking about? Women go pee in the bathroom after sex, they don't just piss themselves.

What kind of women are you hanging out with?