I spend a lot of time talking to my kids like Randy Savage.. Anybody else?

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    I got a solid macho madness going. It's not quite lethal level, but I have my moments where it might be. I would say 2-5 times a week, I just start talking like Randy savage to my kids. They like it, mostly lol.. Although my 11 year old is the roast master, and on nights of fun I'll let him go at me pretty good, but I usually end up beating him with some savage Savage talk. He usually ends up giving it a shot himself, but he didn't live through it so it's harder.

    Anybody else just bust out the macho madness once in a while?
     
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    I shpuld have posted this in mayberry, because its about quality parenting lol, and not really about PW directly.
     
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    I speak like Mr. Fuji to my kids. I talk in broken English and when they get out of line, I throw salt in their eyes.
     
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    Would be interesting to see the percentage of parents per subforum across the site
     
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    The words "Hulk hogan" are the best words to say during macho madness.. So I end up calling my kids Hulk Hogan lol
     
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    I cannot confess to doing this to my children.
     
  8. I still watch but my son grew out of it <JerryWWF>
     
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    How old are they?
     
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    I was around a lot of black people in the 80s to mid-90s.. They all liked macho man.
     
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    Do you make 'em eat Slim Jim's every night?
     
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    It's all good, as long as you don't go full Ultimate Warrior and start talking about sacrificing pilots and nosediving planes.

    Macho Man is the GOAT promo voice.
     
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    Naw the voice itself is enough abuse lol
     
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    my buddy's daughter goes by elli. i would go around in my mach voice going "ELIZABETH", until my voice would go out. her name is elizabeth
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    My 11 year old son is the resident smack talker, and he basically runs over my 16 year old son because of it.. I explain that back in the day there would have been more beatings, but that's wtevr.. He'll start talking crap while we're playing uno or something, and I'll bust out the macho madness like "You talk and you talk and want attention like a little primadonna, BUT THAT'S ALL YOU GOT!!" Lol

    I've also just been throwing it in here and there.. Like when I say "ehh?" I'll walk in the room, and like "Zero kills in that last game of fortnite ehh?" (Said like ay)

    My daughters think it's funny anyways, my sons laugh sometimes too. I have to entertain myself sometimes lol.
     
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    you need to pull a few of these on them:

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