I might quit my softball league to join my friends D&D Campaign

[WaylonMercy5150]

Sunday nights. You can drink and smoke weed at D&D. No pressure. I have experience with D&D not so much baseball. Your thoughts.

 

[Tuf_guy]

Well you're gonna wanna pick up one of these, while you're at it

 

[WaylonMercy5150]

Well you're gonna wanna pick up one of these, while you're at it

Just got a text that the "manager" will be absent for next weeks game so I'll play but after that, it's fedora time.

 

[gspieler]

You mean with the 12-sided dice and such?

 

[Tuf_guy]

Just got a text that the "manager" will be absent for next weeks game so I'll play but after that, it's fedora time.

I know I can't stop you. So Wizard's speed or whatever.

 

[TehJesus]

Quality choice, in my opinion.

 

[Grob]

Neeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrddddssssss!!!!!!!

 

[BisexualMMA]

Hope they don't bench you if you roll a 9 for Dexterity.

 

[ScarHead]

Weren't you the guy from mexico city who played softball and got benched in the 1st game and was told to go play hockey instead as a goalie ?

 

[WaylonMercy5150]

Weren't you the guy from mexico city who played softball and got benched in the 1st game and was told to go play hockey instead as a goalie ?

No one on my team told me to play hockey but someone on sherdog did. If it was you, shameless plug on your part.

 

[WaylonMercy5150]

Hope they don't bench you if you roll a 9 for Dexterity.

I get benched for nothing but get bored if the DM has his map wrong. I ain't no soy-boy. Don't get me wrong.

 

[BisexualMMA]

I get benched for nothing but get bored if the DM has his map wrong. I ain't no soy-boy. Don't get me wrong.

You should declare your character a 14-spirited male / female / elf / orc / goblin / dwarf / human / etc and at every turn, ask the DM to respect the perspective of a randomly selected identity, ask whether that perspective has been considered in the creation of this campaign, and also claim discrimination and oppressive silencing whenever anyone in your party tries to take any action in any direction.

 

[ScarHead]

You should declare your character a 14-spirited male / female / elf / orc / goblin / dwarf / human / etc and at every turn, ask the DM to respect the perspective of a randomly selected identity, ask whether that perspective has been considered in the creation of this campaign, and also claim discrimination and oppressive silencing whenever anyone in your party tries to take any action in any direction.

Way to ruin a childhood classic game.


On a side note, for a while i always thought your profile pic was Lenny.

Just saw its actually Straight Dave. Saw movie 2 days ago.

Soo much pure gold.

 

[BisexualMMA]

Way to ruin a childhood classic game.

Ruin it? Sounds like you should check your human privilege pal. Has anyone ever applied an orc lens to Dungeons and Dragons?

 

[WaylonMercy5150]

You should declare your character a 14-spirited male / female / elf / orc / goblin / dwarf / human / etc and at every turn, ask the DM to respect the perspective of a randomly selected identity, ask whether that perspective has been considered in the creation of this campaign, and also claim discrimination and oppressive silencing whenever anyone in your party tries to take any action in any direction.

They some bigets and they don't event get its

 

[Gene Tunney]

Stick with both. The high of recovering and reflecting on a commanding night softball game performance is great.

 

[CWMMA]

Softball has chicks though.

Unless you’re into that elf pussy or whatever.

 

[KONG-D'SNT-TAP]

Is this a Dunkin Donuts thread?

 

[BTard]

Is D&D dicks and drag queens?
If so, fuck softball.

 

[Pliny Pete]

So you've given up on pussy huh