I lost my granola bar in a parking lot and things got weird

[Clippy]

I set out to go to the local park for a -15 walk (Canada temps, in CELCUOUS!!! )

Anyway I put a granola bar on the passenger seat next to me and when I went to grab it - it was GONE!!! I checked all around, under the seat, between the set, out side etc etc ... nothing is more infuriating than losing something with no logical place to where it could be. Seriously this is a big red button for me and set me off, HARD

I got so mad I was walking around my car screaming "GRANOLA BAR!!!" and people started looking at me like I was crazy, well fuck that, I started looking at them like THEY were crazy.

It takes two to tango, bitches

Not a lot of people on the walking trails today was a good time.

 

[21 Savage]

yes

 

[emefer]

You probably ate it and forgot.
Check in your next bowel movement, it's probably there.

 

[j123]

I read this as "I lost my grandma in a parking lot and things got weird"

 

[Clippy]

I read this as "I lost my grandma in a parking lot and things got weird"

That happened too but she was easier to find

 

[Death By Samson]

Perfect title for a Clippy thread.

 

[ScarHead]

I set out to go to the local park for a -15 walk (Canada temps, in CELCUOUS!!! )

Canada you say ?

Can only be one thing...

 

[CerebralKnievel]

In soviet Russia, granola bar eat you.

 

[Turtlejuice]

Things got weird after you lost your granola bar? I think that bridge was crossed long, long ago.

 

[mushishi]

Perfect title for a Clippy thread.

The “and things got weird” is redundant.

 

[sub_thug]

More than anyone else on Sherdog, @Clippy is the poster I’d like to meet most. I’m fascinated by what he’s like in real life.

 

[CauseImbetta]

I set out to go to the local park for a -15 walk (Canada temps, in CELCUOUS!!! )

Anyway I put a granola bar on the passenger seat next to me and when I went to grab it - it was GONE!!! I checked all around, under the seat, between the set, out side etc etc ... nothing is more infuriating than losing something with no logical place to where it could be. Seriously this is a big red button for me and set me off, HARD

I got so mad I was walking around my car screaming "GRANOLA BAR!!!" and people started looking at me like I was crazy, well fuck that, I started looking at them like THEY were crazy.

It takes two to tango, bitches

Not a lot of people on the walking trails today was a good time.

Welcome to the OT clippy.

 

[3825 968]

More than anyone else on Sherdog, @Clippy is the poster I’d like to meet most. I’m fascinated by what he’s like in real life.

It puts the lotion on its skin. That who i figure clippy would be like

 

[weed]

@Clippy

 

[Clippy]

@Clippy

You magnificent bastard.

 

[Thai Otoshi]

people started looking at me like I was crazy

"like" you were crazy???

 

[gspieler]

Granola theft per capita is still quite low in Canada, so I don't think we should be too alarmed.

 

[FacePunch]

@Clippy

Fuck that acorn. Little punkass acornass bitch.

 

[ralphc1]

At least it won't smell as bad as a banana. I suspect the rat that lives in your car took it.

 

[esum80]

sounds like a seinfeld episode