I lost 16 pounds in 9 months and you too can take the pounds off

[TheOneAboveAll3]

This is no gimmick, it takes hard work and dedication. I am not going to sell you a $1000 course where I tell you what to eat and what to lift, no sir, this is motivational speaking. You see all this time I have been with no job I have been exercising and putting in the work but If you aint willing to put in the hard work then yeah you deserve to be fat forever. Me though, I was motivated, I had a drive, nothing was going to hold me back. I perserver through all the blood sweat and tears and thats cause I wanted to look good. I like looking good. Everytime I would look in the mirror I would envision my younger beautiful self and that gave me the motivation to see it through and be that guy that everyone loves. If you were like me and didnt have the motivation to lose the pound, well I hope this can help you out. Good luck!!

 

[Woldog]

I lost 44lbs in 2 weeks by having my tonsils removed and barely eating.

 

[IamStryker]

Keto can do a lot more than that. However you have to keep the diet or gain it back so....

 

[Drain Bamage]

This is no gimmick, it takes hard work and dedication. I am not going to sell you a $1000 course where I tell you what to eat and what to lift, no sir, this is motivational speaking. You see all this time I have been with no job I have been exercising and putting in the work but If you aint willing to put in the hard work then yeah you deserve to be fat forever. Me though, I was motivate, I had a drive, nothing was going to hold me back. I perserver through all the blood sweat and tears and thats cause I wanted to look good. I like looking good. Everytime I would look in the mirror I would envision my younger beautiful self and that gave me the motivation to see it through and be that guy that everyone loves. If you were like me and didnt have the motivation to lose the pound, well I hope this can help you out. Good luck!!

What works better for weight loss meth or crack?

 

[The Good The Bad The HBK]

I lost 44lbs in 2 weeks by having my tonsils removed and barely eating.

That's literally impossible

 

[Pizza Werewolf]

IM GONNA TEACH YOU HOW TO LOSE LIKE 20 LBS IN LESS THAN 5 MINUTES BY ROUNDHOUSE KICKING A TABLE SAW

 

[TheOneAboveAll3]

What works better for weight loss meth or crack?

I dont do crack bruh.

 

[Philadelphia Collins]

IM GONNA TEACH YOU HOW TO LOSE LIKE 20 LBS IN LESS THAN 5 MINUTES BY ROUNDHOUSE KICKING A TABLE SAW

Odell?

 

[revoltub]

Replace water fasting with tang fasting. Also engage in sun gazing but douse yourself with tang and smear it all over. Have a glass of tang to look at the sun through. Cazzate malanga

 

[Philadelphia Collins]

My phone is about to need emergency surgery.

 

[Jesus X]

OP got cancer.

Cancer bros GTFIH.

 

[Pizza Werewolf]

Odell?

The geologist?

 

[Woldog]

That's literally impossible

I went from 70kg to 58kg, so not quite 44lbs but I was going for dramatic effect you buzz kill.

 

[Philadelphia Collins]

The geologist?

I had that stupid will ferrell thing copied earlier and I swear I copied cutlery corner. Post is updated and I'm looking longingly at a day when we return to Carrier pigeons.

 

[Pizza Werewolf]

Man I miss those late night informercials, they definitely provided some strange entertainment.

 

[TheOneAboveAll3]

I went from 70kg to 58kg, so not quite 44lbs but I was going for dramatic effect you buzz kill.

58 KG? What are you midget? 58K is about 132 pounds. I was 18 the last time I was that low. I mainly hover around 165 pounds of pure steel muscle. You feel me?

 

[lifelessheap]

Clean keto, I lost 80 pounds in 7 months. Also did IF and did 24 hours of fasting once a week.

 

[Pizza Werewolf]

I had that stupid will ferrell thing copied earlier and I swear I copied cutlery corner. Post is updated and I'm looking longingly at a day when we return to Carrier pigeons.

It was still an appropriate response.

 

[kimocomplex]

I've lost a good 10 lbs.

Started working at UPS two weeks ago

It's been incredibly difficult on my body, definitely don't do it my way

 

[Philadelphia Collins]

It was still an appropriate response.

I'm so bad at tech. My life is that dial up sound from the 90s. And someone always takes a call on the landline at the same time. Ha!! But Tom odell with his dangerous cutlery is what I was aiming for haha. Glad it still worked.