I like Dominick Cruz but in all seriousness

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  1. Willek

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    If I fought him, I'd be Rick Franklin and he'd be Nate Quarry.

    Ya feel me?
     
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    Rick Franklin was a beast
     
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    Tito’s Juice Box Let’s get smashed.

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    You would put a beat down on the air around his head.
     
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    Cruz will monkey you around TS
     
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    Snooze is an odd dude. Plus, it looks like he goes to Fantastic Sam's for his haircuts(and no, Dom, it doesn't look fantastic).
     
  9. Willek

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    The monkey is Cruz and the dog is TJ Dillashaw, right?
     
  10. Willek

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    Except, you know, I don't have a reach of like 66'' like the other manlets Cruz faces.
     
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    Good luck landing that KO punch
     
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    You're right: you'd be putting a whooping on the air behind his head.
     
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    Tito’s Juice Box Let’s get smashed.

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    no, but you have an 1/8 of their speed. Head on down to any mma/boxing gym and spar with someone smaller than you. They will put their hands on their waste and dodge your best punches with pure head movement.
     
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    You would maybe afterwards be buried in a quarry...

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    I like calling him Dominic the Donkey but it hasn't caught on yet :(
     
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    finally a hole my penis can fit into
     
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    Dont listen to them TS, i believe in you
     
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    PunchTheNeckChokeTheFace These violent delights, have violent ends.

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    Getting Dom confused for Tom could get you killed.
     
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