I Killed Clippy

[Sansnom]

I just had a Revelation.
It's about @Sansnom 's username.

 

[OverCoronavirus Pressure]

It's gay.

Also, catcher, not pitcher.

 

[Straight_Edge]

You illiterate pagan... you can't kill clippy, clippy is more than just a man... hes an ideal that lives in the hearts and minds of all men.


Clippy is eternal.

 

[HHJ]

The thing is when you throw Clippy off a cliff,he becomes Devil Clippy. It was better off not throwing him off in the first place.

 

[OverCoronavirus Pressure]

Strike Clippy down with all of your hatred and your journey towards the dark side will be complete!

 

[Uber_Noober]

 

[Kaybee]

Eh, they'll just make him go to a Leafs game

 

[JinKazama]

Get a room

 

[Zach]

3 days later he will rise as an Admin.

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[Zach]

Went to leave flowers at Clippy’s tomb and found this. I wonder if he’ll let me stick my dong through his hand when he shows back up.

 

[OverCoronavirus Pressure]

Are we entirely certain that we're not all dead and Clippy is the one who's alive?

 

[Clippy]

Yeah it's like he doesn't even get us

 

[Zach]

Are we entirely certain that we're not all dead and Clippy is the one who's alive?

 

[KBE6EKCTAH_CCP]

Strike Clippy down with all of your hatred and your journey towards the dark side will be complete!

Fuck you and be nice

 

[Legumes]

Err, you might want to get your cumshot checked out bro

TS literally busted a nut while busting a nut.

 

[OverCoronavirus Pressure]

Fuck you and be nice

What, I'm saying he's a Jedi.

 

[KBE6EKCTAH_CCP]

What, I'm saying he's a Jedi.

That, he is, yes.

 

[Vil7]

*clippy

Theon can fuck right off but his gangster father was had good charisma & presence.

 

[OverCoronavirus Pressure]

That, he is, yes.

And, as a Jedi, he has certain natural weaknesses, weaknesses that can be exploited.

Like his love of hookers, and maple syrup.

 

[FyrFytr998]

Yeah it's like he doesn't even get us

He lives!!!!!