I just successfully utilized an ankle pick to capture my escaped Emu

[FilipEmoFights]

Well I just successfully wrestled an emu thank GOD for ankle picks once I got those legs out of the way and was able to fit both legs in one hand and tie her legs together with the other hand and then picked her up and carried her to the trailer

She only got like 2 good kicks off if I didn’t know how to wrestle people that would have been MUCH harder

I cannot believe how successful an ankle pick was to capture my escaped emu I always knew that was going to work my dad was like “No she’s going to kick and you’re going to get lacerated” YEAH THATS WHY WERE GRABBING THE LEGS DUDE

 

[Batjester]

I have questions...


Just not sure I want answers...

 

[Pliny Pete]

 

[Pliny Pete]

 

[Pliny Pete]

 

[Pliny Pete]

 

[Pliny Pete]

 

[Tone C]

 

[elreece]

.......Why the fuck do you have a emu?

 

[Contempt]

It's all good fun until you start a war you cannot win.

 

[FilipEmoFights]

I’ve got chickens and turkeys and ducks…my dad just decided to get Emus and they were actually fine with the chickens it took them 2 years to actually get big but they never started to like…act so wild until relatively recently because they are reaching sexual maturity. The plan is to try and sell the eggs. Their names are Adam and Eve. Eve does not like Adam’s pursuits all the time and has taken to attempting escape and these birds can just very high so the enclosure that is about as tall as them did not hold them in there.
She’s been gone for two days we just got seriously stupid lucky finding her a couple miles away stuck inside a cattle pasture fenced in barbed wire. I cut the wire with permission from the land owner and lured my bird with food once I grabbed her legs I knew we had her I was severely overestimating her strength. I was worried about her glad she didn’t get shot by rednecks or eaten by gators.

 

[Lycandroid]

dont lie she was trying to escape your advances wasn't she

 

[Meatspin]

dont lie she was trying to escape your advances wasn't she

Better call the RSPCA

 

[Contempt]

.......Why the fuck do you have a emu?

The real question here is, why don't you have one?

 

[William Huggins]

It's all good fun until you start a war you cannot win.

Just from starting this thread, that stupid TS has them massing on the borders......

We've tried dropping coke and hookers on them but nothing distracts these evil cunts from getting revenge!!!!

 

[Contempt]

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Just from starting this thread, that stupid TS has them massing on the borders......

We've tried dropping coke and hookers on them but nothing distracts these evil cunts from getting revenge!!!!

...yeah, but we tried dropping human hookers, what we really need is to find emu ones.

Probably best to avoid giving coke to an army of crazy, homicidal, oversized chickens though...

 

[William Huggins]

...yeah, but we tried dropping human hookers, what we really need is to find emu ones.

Probably best to avoid giving coke to an army of crazy, homicidal, oversized chickens though...

How the fuck are we going to find Emu hookers they all look the same!?!??!!?!

 

[Contempt]

How the fuck are we going to find Emu hookers they all look the same!?!??!!?!

Just look for the ones dressed like this:



Clearly she's a dirty, dirty girl...

 

[Meatspin]

Just look for the ones dressed like this:
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Clearly she's a dirty, dirty girl...

Sure it's a girl? Could just be a pink cloaca?

 

[Contempt]

Sure it's a girl? Could just be a pink cloaca?

You want to know the truly scary thing? I didn't make those pictures... I actually googled "emu hooker" and there were actual results... Internet /SMFH