I Just Got Fired On My Day Off

[Pittie Petey]

My company was sold to our competitor a couple months ago and the official transfer took place on Friday, we had to fill out hella paperwork for our new benefits package and 401k, took a couple hours
I dont work on Mondays so I was just sitting at home, chilling and watching King Of The Hill when my buddy texted me and said they just had a meeting and the factory is closing!
I aint trippin cause I was planning on leaving in 2022 anyways but why the fuck did you make me fill out all that paperwork you assholes!

 

[Andy Capp]

My company was sold to our competitor a couple months ago and the official transfer took place on Friday, we had to fill out hella paperwork for our new benefits package and 401k, took a couple hours
I dont work on Mondays so I was just sitting at home, chilling and watching King Of The Hill when my buddy texted me and said they just had a meeting and the factory is closing!
I aint trippin cause I was planning on leaving in 2022 anyways but why the fuck did you make me fill out all that paperwork you assholes!

Good and bad both maybe. You should get a good severance this way.

 

[faustian]

Imagine firing Bigg Panch. RIP to that company

Anyways, you do shit that most people aren't willing to do so I'm sure you'll be in demand

 

[Bunk Moreland]

 

[THEfightsAREfixed]

Get the pertinent addresses and draft an angry letter or two, that always seams to do the tricks.

 

[GoodBadHBK]

Do they know you're a hero and a sherdog national treasure?

 

[fingercuffs]

My company was sold to our competitor a couple months ago and the official transfer took place on Friday, we had to fill out hella paperwork for our new benefits package and 401k, took a couple hours
I dont work on Mondays so I was just sitting at home, chilling and watching King Of The Hill when my buddy texted me and said they just had a meeting and the factory is closing!
I aint trippin cause I was planning on leaving in 2022 anyways but why the fuck did you make me fill out all that paperwork you assholes!

We're both bums at the same time!

 

[StoneColdSteveAustin]

Now you can fulfill your dream and become a hand model

 

[JangoMike]

Can I interest you in a job in the exciting field of Canine Capture & Relocation Services?

 

[Pittie Petey]

We're both bums at the same time!

We can go down to Berkeley and beg for change in front of Amoeba

 

[Pittie Petey]

Now you can fulfill your dream and become a hand model

I dont have the self control

 

[Pittie Petey]

Do they know you're a hero and a sherdog national treasure?

It really doesnt pay to help people anymore...

 

[fingercuffs]

We can go down to Berkeley and beg for change in front of Amoeba

And then go and get wankered at Fieldwork with our earnings! We'll have a merry old time!

 

[GSP_37]

Who says severance pay is mandatory?

 

[Pittie Petey]

And then go and get wankered at Fieldwork with our earnings! We'll have a merry old time!

 

[Sonny Qc]

So, what's next brother?

 

[fingercuffs]

You okay though, m80?

 

[Frank23]

My company was sold to our competitor a couple months ago and the official transfer took place on Friday, we had to fill out hella paperwork for our new benefits package and 401k, took a couple hours
I dont work on Mondays so I was just sitting at home, chilling and watching King Of The Hill when my buddy texted me and said they just had a meeting and the factory is closing!
I aint trippin cause I was planning on leaving in 2022 anyways but why the fuck did you make me fill out all that paperwork you assholes!

 

[AGGAMEMNON66]

More time to post.

 

[StoneColdSteveAustin]

I dont have the self control

Ahaha