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I just found out there's a Colombian Breaking Bad

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Apparently there is a Colombian remake of Breaking Bad using the script from the original.

It's called Metastasis and it just copies Breaking Bad and even the names are basically Spanish translations of the original names
Walter White is Walter Blanco lol. Saul Goodman is Saul Bueno, Skylar is Cielo. For some reason Mike is Mario.

No idea why this exists but it's been a trip watching scene by scene comparisons. It's a cheaper, cheesier telenovela version and they apparently filmed the entire 5 seasons in half a year, and the quality shows.

 
I had the pleasure of a Columbian woman years ago. Hair as black as the night and nipples as pink as a cherry blossom. The cutest feet you have ever seen. Ah the memories...
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The Colombian version sucks I tried to watch it. the acting is not good which is a trip because Colombia has some great actors in their shows usually in tv shows like "Corazones blindados"
 
Did they even steal the music? The music that plays after Hank beats Jesse sounds the same in the Colombian version.
 
the best part was that I had seen the original so many times I knew what was going on in each episode even though it was in russian.
I could not bring myself to watch argentinian married with children even if they threw a very good cast... there is only one Al Bundy.
 
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