Locked I have two weeks left to live.

[Patrick Jane]

Glad you're chosing to spend your last days on Sherdog. I'm not even facetious. Your posts will live on and you will be remembered sherbro.

 

[notsojollyrogerRIP]

Do you have an insight about life and humans, that you want to share
now that the end is near ?

Enjoy your time in the present because you will never feel as good as you do now.

 

[notsojollyrogerRIP]

Glad you're chosing to spend your last days on Sherdog. I'm not even facetious. Your posts will live on and you will be remembered sherbro.

Thanks that's why I'm doing this. I want to leave a little relic. At least until the servers are shut down.

 

[notsojollyrogerRIP]

You had it coming. some people will actually look at this as a good opportunity like KOPPE said. Family. They are everything.
Also pick a god and pray. Maybe they are real.

Lol, sounds like YOU have it coming. I'm going to poltergeist your house after I'm dead, bucko.

 

[notsojollyrogerRIP]

Remember to delete your search history

No one needs to see that

Lol, yes I plan on doing this. Lysol wipes on the keyboard too.

 

[helax]

Godspeed sherbro. Sorry to read this. At least you seem to be handling it well. Not much you can do about it I suppose.

 

[Tone C]

Did you get a second opinion from another doctor?

I had to do that .


The second doctor confirmed what the first had said , they both reckoned I'm a cunt.

 

[Hellowhosthat]

Godspeed Sherbro, I've heard that in Sherheaven PRIDE never died and Chuck still has that look in his eye. Bang some tens for me while you're up there.

 

[EndlessCritic]

I wonder what I would do if I had two weeks to live. Probably furiously write shit down so my kids would know who I am.

 

[notsojollyrogerRIP]

I am sorry you are dying. You have a great attitude and I LOVE the prank on your bro. Make sure everyone knows how you feel, maybe make a video. I am a firm believer that there is more than just this. I am not religious in the least. But as a Sci Fi fan and a fan of Sub Atomic and Quantum Physics, there is ALWAYS more than we think. On to the next adventure, eat and drink and be merry for your remaining days.

Once our central nervous system shuts down and our brain goes dim I don't see how self-awareness is possible, but if you know something I don't please chime in.

 

[notsojollyrogerRIP]

Godspeed Sherbro, I've heard that in Sherheaven PRIDE never died and Chuck still has that look in his eye. Bang some tens for me while you're up there.

This is beautiful poetry. Thank-you.

 

[theincognito]

If you're serious, you should tell them. At least those closest to you. Unexpected deaths hit way harder.

 

[UberHere]

2 weeks obviously is approximate which I thought was assumed. There is no way I will see July. NOT BS.

Sorry to hear

 

[notsojollyrogerRIP]

You planning on going balls to the wall for the next two weeks? I know I would

I was in love with Court of the Crimson king in my twenties... There is one thing I'm going to try, but generally I'm not mobile enough to do anything too crazy.

 

[Osculater]

If you have any crypto can I have it?

 

[Noveltymortar]

Yep, it kind of sucks, but I'm not depressed over it. I've kept my illness from my family and friends so this will be the only chance I have of discussing this with the living. Norm McDonald handled his demise very well and the last thing he wanted was for people to pity him and I feel the same about my situation. I'm not in any pain, but I can't help but wonder what will happen after my heart stops. I suppose there might be something else, but I expect a permanent night. I like pranks and plan on scheduling a text message to my brother a week after I'm gone. It will read: "Before you go to bed tonight don't forget to look under the bed."

Lol.

What are you dying from?

 

[HeadKickerV2]

Yeah, what are you dying from? Why leave the most important part out?

Hope youre not planning suicide...

 

[SaiWa]

Not telling your family about it is kinda messed up.

At least do you have your affairs in order (will and funeral arrangments) ? Or you are going to surprise someone close to you and let them mourn and manage your funeral?

 

[Mujeriego]

Yep, it kind of sucks, but I'm not depressed over it. I've kept my illness from my family and friends so this will be the only chance I have of discussing this with the living. Norm McDonald handled his demise very well and the last thing he wanted was for people to pity him and I feel the same about my situation. I'm not in any pain, but I can't help but wonder what will happen after my heart stops. I suppose there might be something else, but I expect a permanent night. I like pranks and plan on scheduling a text message to my brother a week after I'm gone. It will read: "Before you go to bed tonight don't forget to look under the bed."

Lol.

Sure.
You'll still be posting here in a month.

 

[Aegon Spengler]

Once our central nervous system shuts down and our brain goes dim I don't see how self-awareness is possible, but if you know something I don't please chime in.

You never know, friend. Folks who have had near death experiences often say there is a feeling of golden warmth and all encompassing love on the other side.

I'm not saying it makes scientific sense, but there is a lot we don't know about ourselves and the universe. I will say a prayer for you. Hope that is ok.