i have some bad news

[RockstarChris]

i have some bad news

Im getting a job.

I just updated my resume and how do i say i did nothing for 5 years lol

 

[Bald1]

i have some bad news

Im getting a job.

I just updated my resume and how do i say i did nothing for 5 years lol

"Self employed"

 

[Skov]

I don't think the manager at Taco Bell gives a shit about what you've done for the past 5 years.

 

[jimbob27]

Tell them you were volunteering with the Obogo people from the Southern Saharan wetlands.

 

[TankAbbott4Eva]

In all honesty resume gaps are tough to fill. I had one for 4 months where i was jobless, I just said I was travelling. Have you got a buddy with a business who can say you worked there?

 

[UFC=Pride]

Just say aliens abducted you for that time period

 

[Cubo de Sangre]

House husband doesn't attract the interest of employers?

 

[AGGAMEMNON66]

What kind of job are you going for?

 

[nostradumbass]

"Entrepreneur" or "self-employed", just like all the unemployed people on dating apps.

 

[LATEXXX COMMANDO]

5 years?

How?

 

[cmw43]

What you been doing the last 5 years?

 

[Hearse Lightning]

Hustling.

 

[D Train]

that’s a long time to explain. What were you, in fact, doing?

 

[Seaside]

i have some bad news

Im getting a job.

I just updated my resume and how do i say i did nothing for 5 years lol

what did you do? school? or rich and live off inherit money

 

[aerius]

that’s a long time to explain. What were you, in fact, doing?

I bet he was a gigolo.

 

[D Train]

I bet he was a gigolo.

My money is on professional Warhamner player

 

[Nameless Ghoul]

I saw in a documentary that you can put "For 5 years you went kerawack on everyone's ass" and at least get a job with a catering company?

 

[My name is]

I think first post covers it

 

[revoltub]

U traveled

 

[Bacco]

"i was in jail for attempted murder" , that will explain the unemployment thing

EDIT: erase the "attempted" part, you don't want to look like somebody that can't complete simple task at your new workplace