I have bed bugs

[ShinkanPo]

So im pretty screwed guys. for the past 8 weeks i have been noticing these weird marks on my body and i kind of summed it up to an allergic reaction or something due to some new supplements i was taking.....big mistake. I went to the doctor after a while because it was getting out of control and he confirmed that they were bites. My left arm is completely covered with bites and im going fucking insane. for the past week i have researched where to find these bastards and for the life of me they cannot be located, they are the ultimate ninjas. Finally this morning i found one on my pillow and it was dead which with a certainty confirms its a bed bug issue.

I called the pest control services in my area and they quoted me at around $1200-$2000 which i do have but im gonna be broke as phuck. Do you guys think i should try and solve it myself or just get it taken care of?

$2,000 ?

What?? Is that a Yugggge house?

 

[Phokuz]

A friend of mine had bed bugs and he just threw the whole fucking bed in the trash lol. Works.

 

[MoparOrNoCar]

It's probably way easier to just get a better job and stop being impoverished.

 

[fightingrabbit]

Strange man, must be a different strain or maybe its cuz i clean my carpet a lot. My cats fleas are pretty harmless they never sting me nor lay eggs, but after a couple days my cat starts scratching alot so i have to buy him that anti flea spray.

Lol? Fleas don't sting, they bite. If you had them, you would know.

A friend of mine had bed bugs and he just threw the whole fucking bed in the trash lol. Works.

They get into other shit. If you've been reading the thread, they'll hide in light sockets and cracks in your baseboards.

 

[ocean size]

You're gonna have to throw out the mattress wash all your sheets and probably fumigate the room and baseboards. Happened to a roommate of my moms in her building. They had to throw out the mattress. Once they are in their good luck getting them out.

If you love the mattress you can put it in a mattess bag for 6 or 8 weeks and still sleep on it, those fuckers will suffocate after a while (along with other robust bug fighting )

 

[mb23100]

Anyone else getting itchy reading this thread?

 

[GSPOAB]

Incorrect. The bed bugs have YOU, and now you must be exterminated

 

[John123john]

The most effective way to get id of bed bugs, it is to use bed bug bomb as a method to fight with them. Next way it is to use Safer Brand Diatomaceous Earth. I don't hear any good review about this one, but think it is work well. And the last method, it is to use Hot Shot 95911-1 Fogger. I think about fogger knows everyone.

 

[minute bull]

The coincidental thing about a necro'd thread about bedbugs is that they can survive for a year without eating. Just when you think they've gone and died, they come back without hint or warning. Diluting your likes.

Don't bring those hoes home.

 

[Kardashians]

I swear to god, if I ever got bedbugs I’d just kill myself so it would be over.

 

[sissypunch]

Just learn to live with them, in time a symbiotic relationship will form between you and the bug colony giving you superpowers.

Source: a Rick and Morty episode I saw this one time.

 

[Wrath of Foamy]

Bed bug killer works by attracting and then poisoning the bugs.

Throw the bed and the frame out, spray the shit out of everything multiple times.

Wash all of your clothes in boiling water.

Bed bugs are horrible. I had hit hard times once, had to move into a rented room which looked acceptable when I first went in.

Laid on the mattress and hundreds of the fuckers came out, one by one.

Had the landlord get the place sprayed, and everything in it. It was sprayed four times in three days, and the poison was years old, I found out later. Stunk.

Spent my first night in that room, not in the room. Spent a night trying to sleep on a train that went overnight from Paddington, through Ealing, to Reading and back, wearing stinking work uniform and pulling bedbugs out of my hair and shoulders. Went to work at 05:30 on that day, in a place full of customers.

Was at my absolute worst. Wanted to give it all up and go back to Mums, but she just about convinced me to keep at it,

 

[Daverisimo]

There's only one solution

Spoiler

 

[Deleted member 391673]

WHO DO I LISTEN TO AHHH!
Ok Im gonna try this tomorrow becuase I have to go to work and give everyone bed bugs. I'm sleeping on the couch tonight

dude. they can be in your couch too....
your whole place can be contaminated.

 

[mushishi]

I would toss the bed and use the $2k to buy a new mattress.

 

[minute bull]

I swear to god, if I ever got bedbugs I’d just kill myself so it would be over.

Oh aren't you cute!

 

[Scerpi]

The most effective way to get id of bed bugs, it is to use bed bug bomb as a method to fight with them. Next way it is to use Safer Brand Diatomaceous Earth. I don't hear any good review about this one, but think it is work well. And the last method, it is to use Hot Shot 95911-1 Fogger. I think about fogger knows everyone.

Soo... John123john.... you've been sitting on this thread for 18 months for your 2nd post.

Well, thanks for the info.

 

[EL CORINTHIAN]

dude. they can be in your couch too....
your whole place can be contaminated.

It's alright. I think im safe by now they haven't reappeared since i started this thread.

 

[breadfighter]

dude. they can be in your couch too....
your whole place can be contaminated.

This thread is 2 years old. TS has long since died from bedbug injuries. RIP.

 

[EL CORINTHIAN]

This thread is 2 years old. TS has long since died from bedbug injuries. RIP.