I had a dream last night ...

[Monkadelic]

I had a dream last night that Metallica came to Scotland to speak as guests at a conference on public procurement. Jason Newstead was exactly as he was 20 years ago, Kirk Hammett was Japanese and Lars wasn't there. Then there was a refreshments break, and while chatting to folk in the kitchen I suddenly realised I was frying a tea bag. Consequently, I was roundly mocked as the guy that didn't know how to make a cup of tea.

 

[Monkadelic]

Sounds like I want to sleep with my mum, imo.

 

[mushishi]

 

[ralphc1]

 

[BisexualMMA]

I had a dream last night that Metallica came to Scotland to speak as guests at a conference on public procurement. Jason Newstead was exactly as he was 20 years ago, Kirk Hammett was Japanese and Lars wasn't there. Then there was a refreshments break, and while chatting to folk in the kitchen I suddenly realised I was frying a tea bag.

You need to come to terms with the fact that you are transgendered. You want your male privates removed and the sooner you do so, the sooner you can start to live your life.

 

[choke you]

Martin Luther King had a dream

 

[Monkadelic]

Martin Luther King had a dream

Reading my original post in MLK's voice is the way forward.