I got tucked in WAaaay too hard

[Clippy]

Staying at my great Uncle and Aunt's house and they let me sleep in their bed. I like to visit cause they have Wi-Fi. After I got all settled in bed I noticed I was tucked in EXTRA hard. HATE that. HATE.

Tried to kick my way out but son of a bitch they tucked the SHIT out of that fuckin bed. Kicking and kicking, I couldn't do it, got winded, back giving out - way too intoxicated. I struggled against my bounds but eventually had to lay there. I felt like that cardboard cylinder inside a roll of paper towel being mounted by my cat kicking frantically while having a panic attack and shards of paper everywheres.

The dreams, by, the DREAMS. Fucking full on nightmares. I was at the high point in town and flash floods got me. Running up a hill. Fuck sakes I'm even fat in my DREAMS. Watching the water rise quickly and take people all around me. I make it to the top of the hill watch the city wash away, catch my breath and walk down to safety. As soon as I get down the water gets me again! Again and again, up the hill, RUN FROM THE WATER, go back down, WATER comes back! Can't wake up!! Tucked in too hard to escape my nightmares. I ate gummy bears that night too, crept into my dreams, oceans of madness.

My aunt and uncle are a wholesome bunch but they are quite deaf, after I succumbed into my comfy prison don't the F bombs come out? Sweet Moses on a roller skate the F bombs! Enough F bombs to level Hiroshima! Couldn't believe the language that comes out of people behind closed doors.

I eventually escaped. Would stay there again

Pancakes for breakfast!!!

 

[Legumes]

Take it easy on huffing the permanent markers, glue, and other office supplies Clippy.

 

[TheRuthlessOne]

I will pay for a life time supply of Wifi

Just let me know the address

 

[Clippy]

Take it easy on huffing the permanent markers, glue, and other office supplies Clippy.

Actually I only use temporary markers cause I have confidence issues

 

[Leonard Haid]

I doubt any Americans will understand the "by" as in "The dreams, by, the DREAMS". Gotta watch that when you visit the States....someone might think you're calling them bisexual.

 

[MarloStanfield]

Cool

 

[Clippy]

I will pay for a life time supply of Wifi

Just let me know the address

https://www.google.com/maps/@45.267...4!1skOgQVOn8-belkkvH6qpG3A!2e0!7i13312!8i6656

 

[Clippy]

I doubt any Americans will understand the "by" as in "The dreams, by, the DREAMS". Gotta watch that when you visit the States....someone might think you're calling them bisexual.

Magine!!!

 

[MMA since 1993]

 

[SmilinDesperado]

Is an adult getting "tucked in" a euphemism for butt rape?
Because what i got out of that story was that Clippy got buttraped by his great uncle and aunt

 

[elreece]

Hang on your aunt and uncle tucked you in to bed?

 

[DeJulez]

Staying at my great Uncle and Aunt's house and they let me sleep in their bed. I like to visit cause they have Wi-Fi. After I got all settled in bed I noticed I was tucked in EXTRA hard. HATE that. HATE.

Tried to kick my way out but son of a bitch they tucked the SHIT out of that fuckin bed. Kicking and kicking, I couldn't do it, got winded, back giving out - way too intoxicated. I struggled against my bounds but eventually had to lay there. I felt like that cardboard cylinder inside a roll of paper towel being mounted by my cat kicking frantically while having a panic attack and shards of paper everywheres.

The dreams, by, the DREAMS. Fucking full on nightmares. I was at the high point in town and flash floods got me. Running up a hill. Fuck sakes I'm even fat in my DREAMS. Watching the water rise quickly and take people all around me. I make it to the top of the hill watch the city wash away, catch my breath and walk down to safety. As soon as I get down the water gets me again! Again and again, up the hill, RUN FROM THE WATER, go back down, WATER comes back! Can't wake up!! Tucked in too hard to escape my nightmares. I ate gummy bears that night too, crept into my dreams, oceans of madness.

My aunt and uncle are a wholesome bunch but they are quite deaf, after I succumbed into my comfy prison don't the F bombs come out? Sweet Moses on a roller skate the F bombs! Enough F bombs to level Hiroshima! Couldn't believe the language that comes out of people behind closed doors.

I eventually escaped. Would stay there again

Pancakes for breakfast!!!

No sleep paralysis this time?
Would've been perfect after that dream

 

[Clippy]

No sleep paralysis this time?
Would've been perfect after that dream

I was already paralyzed from how hard I was tucked in

 

[Clippy]

Hang on your aunt and uncle tucked you in to bed?

No the bed was already made but I didn't notice the blankets were tucked in at the end and usually I can rip them out, like at a hotel etc - but I was too lazy to get up and tried to get out and couldn't

 

[quantiqus]

Shit, Clippy, I am a little sleepy and I've read "I got fucked waaay too hard".
Seriously!

 

[heavyarms21]

Quintessential Clippy

 

[FinalFight]

Add more backing soda because that shit you smoking way too strong.

 

[Clippy]

Add more backing soda because that shit you smoking way too strong.

I get my supply from @Drunken Meat Fist

 

[ralphc1]

Staying at my great Uncle and Aunt's house and they let me sleep in their bed. I like to visit cause they have Wi-Fi. After I got all settled in bed I noticed I was tucked in EXTRA hard. HATE that. HATE.

Tried to kick my way out but son of a bitch they tucked the SHIT out of that fuckin bed. Kicking and kicking, I couldn't do it, got winded, back giving out - way too intoxicated. I struggled against my bounds but eventually had to lay there. I felt like that cardboard cylinder inside a roll of paper towel being mounted by my cat kicking frantically while having a panic attack and shards of paper everywheres.

The dreams, by, the DREAMS. Fucking full on nightmares. I was at the high point in town and flash floods got me. Running up a hill. Fuck sakes I'm even fat in my DREAMS. Watching the water rise quickly and take people all around me. I make it to the top of the hill watch the city wash away, catch my breath and walk down to safety. As soon as I get down the water gets me again! Again and again, up the hill, RUN FROM THE WATER, go back down, WATER comes back! Can't wake up!! Tucked in too hard to escape my nightmares. I ate gummy bears that night too, crept into my dreams, oceans of madness.

My aunt and uncle are a wholesome bunch but they are quite deaf, after I succumbed into my comfy prison don't the F bombs come out? Sweet Moses on a roller skate the F bombs! Enough F bombs to level Hiroshima! Couldn't believe the language that comes out of people behind closed doors.

I eventually escaped. Would stay there again

Pancakes for breakfast!!!

Being locked in John Wang's basement for a few days certainly took more of a toll on your already fragile sanity.

 

[MusterX]

@Clippy perhaps for the fist time your post is both relevant and hilarious to me. I want to kick every maid's ass in every hotel in this country for doing that shit. I too have found myself vexed by this insidious bed trap and unable to kick my way free.