==I got married last weekend [pics]==

[Taser Tough]

Reading this thread made me laugh so hard that I tooted and a little bit of poop came out.

 

[Scabies]

botox gone wrong?.....

Wow... I'm trying not to laugh. To make me feel better, both women did that to themselves.

 

[NaNoX]

never marry a woman that has less hair on her head than you in your balls

NaNoX

 

[NaNoX]

never marry a woman that has less hair on her head than you in your balls

NaNoX

 

[Oatmeal Jr.**]

fuck, i think this thread gave me a dislocated retina

 

[FullContact.com]

I feel so.... violated.

 

[BizzzY]

Epic!

 

[AbstractMindset]

it appears that the lovely couple didnt got married last weekend, but last year!!

"I'm Candy! I'm 25 years old. I've been married a little over a year to the most wonderful man. We are expecting our first child in June. I'm very excited to become a mother. It's what I've always wanted."

MySpace.com - Mrs. Christian - 25 - Female - ninety six, South Carolina - www.myspace.com/candyapple0883

"I am married to a wonderful woman. We got married on October 5, 2007."

MySpace.com - Chris the Freak - 21 - Male - Ninety Six, South Carolina - www.myspace.com/118833657

But it appears they are married indeed!
So CrumBum, how do you explain u were married last weekend?

That's fucked up, all the assholes on this thread made these poor people cancel their MySpace accounts, geez bad enough they got endlessly humiliated on this thread behind their backs but did people really have to go on to their MySpaces and harass them?

 

[DefCowboy]

That's fucked up, all the assholes on this thread made these poor people cancel their MySpace accounts, geez bad enough they got endlessly humiliated on this thread behind their backs but did people really have to go on to their MySpaces and harass them?

That's old news, Plus, this thread is dying. In a few weeks, everyone will have forgotten about this thread and they can open up their myspace pages again and live happily ever after.

 

[AwwShootBox]

That's fucked up, all the assholes on this thread made these poor people cancel their MySpace accounts, geez bad enough they got endlessly humiliated on this thread behind their backs but did people really have to go on to their MySpaces and harass them?

you underestimate the power of anonymity on the internet

 

[elliotmatheny]

I just laughed for a solid 30 seconds. Not gonna say anything mean, though.

Grats, buddy; i'm sure she has a shining personality.

 

[skarface]

That's fucked up, all the assholes on this thread made these poor people cancel their MySpace accounts, geez bad enough they got endlessly humiliated on this thread behind their backs but did people really have to go on to their MySpaces and harass them?

GTFO, this is the Internet i could give a shit about that fat whale

 

[bigdique]

everyone better watch out, Chris The Freak is a MMA veteran. ive seen him and Candy fight together in a tag team MMA match at ZST. here goes the beast profile.

Fight Finder - Chris "the Freak" Freeborn's Mixed Martial Arts Statistics

 

[ChiTownNutBag]

she's cute!! SAVE THE MEXICAN WOMBAT: Funny videos, free ringtones from Digital Funtown - DFT News: Little Song, Little Dance

 

[ChiTownNutBag]

she's sexy like Pit Bull.... not as fine as Andrei Arlovski tho.... i LIVE at Arlovski.com

 

[Yafi]

I love the look of dispair.

 

[Cerberus87]

ttt, just to give sherdog more exposure

 

[hatesLNP]

why is this thread here?

Because its funny, now laugh!

 

[tscsc56]

one of kind

 

[ericscarface]

this is crazy